Favorite Quotes

[mcfcphil]

“If you're going to try, go all the way. Otherwise, don't even start. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives and maybe even your mind. It could mean not eating for three or four days. It could mean freezing on a park bench. It could mean jail. It could mean derision. It could mean mockery--isolation. Isolation is the gift. All the others are a test of your endurance, of how much you really want to do it. And, you'll do it, despite rejection and the worst odds. And it will be better than anything else you can imagine. If you're going to try, go all the way. There is no other feeling like that. You will be alone with the gods, and the nights will flame with fire. You will ride life straight to perfect laughter. It's the only good fight there is.”

― Charles Bukowski, Factotum

 

[Rascal]

wealth consists not in having great possessions,but in having few wants

Epictetus

 

[MCC]

Andy Morrison to a barmaid in Scotland when the bell rang for last orders, "I`ll have 6 cans and a bottle of vodka."
A concerned Barmaid, "Are you sure, Andy?"
Morrison, "You`re right. You`d better make it 12 cans."

 

[MCFC BOB]

Just something my teacher this morning: "This day won't happen again, so make it count."

People say all kinds of strange things just after sex.

I was pretty reluctant, but then he said that and, well, the rest is history (and stored on my college's CCTV).

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Just something my teacher this morning: "This day won't happen again, so make it count."

People say all kinds of strange things just after sex.

I was pretty reluctant, but then he said that and, well, the rest is history (and stored on my college's CCTV).

Save the CCTV footage, then if your band's light is waning a bit in a few years you can do a Tulisa.

 

[andy h]

I always liked the one attributed to Rodney Marsh:

Marsh: "You can book me for what I say but you can't for what I think, is that right?"
Referee: "That's right"
Marsh: "Well, I think you're a cnut"

 

[dazdon]

I've known many great men in my life.

But only one colossus.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7BuNzATQsw[/youtube]

 

[MCC]

I've known many great men in my life.

But only one colossus.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7BuNzATQsw[/youtube]

Was that a Phil Neale or Frank Clarke quote?

 

[Anonymous]

"You're a ****. You're a **** now; you've always been a **** and the only thing that's gonna change is you're gonna become an even bigger ****, maybe have some more **** kids."

 

[MCC]

"Any goal scored by anyone, at any ground, from any team, at any time, in any game against the rags."

Noel Gallagher on his favourite goal.