FC United Thread

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Seems their late goals couldn't save them today. 85th and 91st minute goals for the visitors:) But where the fuck did they get 12 minutes of Bacon piss can face time from? It's a fuckin dog n duck league, not the fuckin Premier! But thats just rounded off a fantastic weekend I don't mind telling ya. The bastards are still favourites given their game in hand,but if they'd won today, they'd of been clear and probably eliminated one of their rivals. And a crowd of almost 4000 day trippers and fair weather's turned up today, we'll see how many turn up next season when they're getting flogged every week(if they do go up) Cunts!

I suspect Hednesford would have brought up a good number with them too. Let's see what the crowd is on a midweek night when that game v Stockton finally takes place.....

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

I suspect Hednesford would have brought up a good number with them too. Let's see what the crowd is on a midweek night when that game v Stockton finally takes place.....

I believe Hednesford brought a right load. C'MON STOCKTON!

 

[Mostonisblue]

Hed

I believe Hednesford brought a right load. C'MON STOCKTON!

Well the one piece of good news is that after all the cancellations that Stockton have had to put up with the bucketeers had to pay for their bus last time round & the game had been moved to a neutral venue. Moston gets a week off as the bucketeers are having to hire a new ground & miss out on all the beer and pie secondary spend, The mini rags are taking it as predictably bad as you’d expect.

 

[WestGorton]

Utter Wankpots.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Hed


Well the one piece of good news is that after all the cancellations that Stockton have had to put up with the bucketeers had to pay for their bus last time round & the game had been moved to a neutral venue. Moston gets a week off as the bucketeers are having to hire a new ground & miss out on all the beer and pie secondary spend, The mini rags are taking it as predictably bad as you’d expect.

There goes all the profit from Saturday’s game! Let’s see how many turn up at Curzon for the game

 

[Vienna_70]

Hed


Well the one piece of good news is that after all the cancellations that Stockton have had to put up with the bucketeers had to pay for their bus last time round & the game had been moved to a neutral venue. Moston gets a week off as the bucketeers are having to hire a new ground & miss out on all the beer and pie secondary spend, The mini rags are taking it as predictably bad as you’d expect.

Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha!

Perhaps if they’d cared for their pitch a bit better, they wouldn’t find themselves in this situation.

Scrounging tossers!

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

Hed


Well the one piece of good news is that after all the cancellations that Stockton have had to put up with the bucketeers had to pay for their bus last time round & the game had been moved to a neutral venue. Moston gets a week off as the bucketeers are having to hire a new ground & miss out on all the beer and pie secondary spend, The mini rags are taking it as predictably bad as you’d expect.

Thats warmed my cockles:)

 

[Platt Lane 59]

There goes all the profit from Saturday’s game! Let’s see how many turn up at Curzon for the game

C'mon Stockton.
The Splitters will be squealing like stuffed pigs if they lose this match.
No doubt they will send a strong letter to Manchester City Council demanding more funding (for failing courses/programmes/scams), to compensate the poor lambs...

 

[horlock_was_super]

So the thieves can't fulfil the fixture - it's THEIR fault that THEIR pitch is not up to standard.

Bollocks that it's all down to the weather, have that many Sunday morning games been called off across Manchester on bog standard pitches?

This is Manchester, guess what you thieving bastards - it rains, a fucking lot!

Why are they not forced to forfeit the result?

How the fuck does choosing to move the game out of the boundaries of Manchester to a neighbouring borough benefit the Manchester council tax payer?

Even those cheeky scamps from down the East Lancs would be embarrassed in thinking that they could get away with this amount of broad daylight robbery.

I suppose this latest shambles will mean another reason for MCC to find a way to defer the loan repayments for another 12 months.

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[Newman Noggs]

Only saying what the rest of us are thinking.

 

[JASR]

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They’ve spelt ‘splitter’ wrong in the title

 

[Bantamgaz]

Just read up on it

Game v Stockton been pp 6 times one time when Stockon was at the ground ........

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

hahahahahahahahahaha

No idea who Mark Harris is but I'd like to buy him a pint

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

"You clearly have an issue with us. Maybe it's because we know how to do things properly"

PMSL.

 

[Nethermoor]

if it was any other club I’d say that’s uncalled for.

Last time I went to Fcscum I got called a Yorkshire **** and some lad threatened to kick my head in…. So they can get to fuck

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Buckets out for Mark Harris

 

[Mostonisblue]

It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

The latest from the mini swamp is one of their fans wrote an email to the chairman of their league telling him he should be ashamed of himself and that as he’s created a fire for FC united supporters he needs to stand down…then gets offended when he gets a reply telling him to go fuck himself



Hope nobody else tells Aled to go fuck himself, he’s a sensitive little soul and can’t handle it

 

[kurious oranj]

Heart-warming