Hmm your analogy is flawed.Another way of looking at FCUM is like 4 members of a successful band splitting up. Let's call them The Stretford Enders.
The bass player (who neither wrote or sang the songs) wants to remain in the music business but the other three can't be bothered anymore.
So the bass guitarist gets a group of fellow musicians around him and the new members talk about writing their own material, but the bass player doesn't want the hassle of writing and learning new songs and starting out at the bottom and working their way up again. Instead, he wants to go straight out on tour performing all the hits (with him on vocals) The Stretford Enders made, .calling themselves The New Stretford Enders.
The other three members object and loyal fans object but out on tour they go and on average 5000 turn up at gigs across the country. Over time the band members want to write new material but the bass player asks why? The punters only want to hear the classics and are turning up in their 1000's.
One by one the band members leave but to be replaced by others. By now they are still pulling in 4000 a gig but that slowly drops to 3000. The novelty is wearing off and the band head for the festival circuit. They get a decent reception but by now even the bass player knows no one has turned up to specifically see them and that he's flogged the band to death as crowds at their own gigs are dwindling further.
With no material or an identity of their own the band is never going to attract a new crowd but simply relying on the good will of those original loyal.fans trying.to cling to their youth of when the original band were a force.....
There is only so many times even the loyalist of fans will pay.to watch a tribute band - but in order to make it pay the band need to be touring more and it reaches saturation point and the gigs are becoming a loss.maker.
The bass player becomes bankrupt.....
How about......
A succesful band get a new record label. For quite awhile the hits keep on coming so all the band are happy. Then, instead of number one in the charts they are second, maybe 4th so the bass guitarist goes off in huff. Because he has friends in the media and music world they back him and his new band. This band is styled exactly like his old band and they even sing the same songs. Others in the music/media world coerce institutions to financially back them as it would be great publicity.
The trouble is, the bass guitarist is a thief and a liar, whilst stealing the money donated/loaned he continues to con the gullible.
The gullible for their part still can't break away from the original band and continue to watch all the concerts on television. When the original band have a hit record they bore everyone in the pub how great they are. When a single flops, they bore everyone in the pub saying how great the new band are, footballs dead and it's sold its soul.
All the while though, this new band are like a whore addicted to smack. Desperately seeking money they beg, borrow (cough) steal money to keep the pathetic shit show going.
Eventually the gullible realise they are being fleeced and fuck off back to the original band that ergh they never said they despised and besides which, they've got a scruffy new manager.
All that's left is a few sad sacks moaning that City ruined everything and it's just not fair.
@Mad Eyed Screamer I think you are just to polite.
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