FC United Thread

Mostonisblue said:
You’ll be pleased to know as per usual there is a bucket!

They’d arranged a friendly against flixton this weekend to make up for a missing match after a team in there league went bust (note this was an extra game not included in season tickets despite all the hand wringing about them missing matches only 5 teams in there league have played less than them) the venues been switched to an away game as they’ve realised the mini swamp is a swamp and the already reduced prices have been more than halved as flixton realise it was a rip off & nobody would have gone.

As usual with the buckateers the default position for all ticket sales for home and away fans for the moved game is they’ll keep the money although the ticket won’t be valid. They’ll begrudgingly give you the cash back if you ask for it.

For those supporters that can’t make it they’re being urged to buy a virtual ticket for the bargain price of £10 (twice the cost of actually going to watch the shower of shit!)

They’ll start a new bucket soon to pay for a new pitch as they can’t claim the entire cost in grants & handouts then preach sanctimoniously about other clubs being too expensive or that fans are being expected to pay to much
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Absolutely love the “supporters who would like a refund can ask at the office”. (I bet they get told to “fuck off” too!)

Not “refunds will be returned within (x amount) of days unless you wish to donate the fee, in which case please contact the office.
I bet there will be a “list of shame” going up on their website, giving the names of all those who dared to ask for their money back, instead of being a “hero to the cause” and donating it to the club.
 
The game was announced as moving to flixton & called off the following day when they bothered looking and realised their pitch was waterlogged as well. They couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery between them.

Meanwhile the buckateers pressure their fans to buy virtual tickets & not ask for their money back

 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
Another away win for the rag socks.
One point ahead at the top of both Hebburn and Hednesford - with a game in hand over both - and Hednesford travel to Pallet Park on Monday. Could be a 3,000 plus crowd!
Is any rain due over the weekend?
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Sickly vile bastards scored 2 late goals(AGAIN!). Lets hope for some biblical weather in North Mcr on Monday.
 
blue b4 the moon said:
Following big red with late goals....come on storm Dave lift the fucking roof off the yard.
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Blow the fucking thing back to OT

a black and white photo of a person laying on a bed with a house in the background .
 
It would be interesting if these twats did get promoted ?
If they were elevated to the National League North, they could be playing Merthyr Town, Oxford City and other teams that are miles away.
Although some teams would bring a bigger away support than say Morpeth Town, would the splitters get that many more home fans through the gate ?
Promotion could possibly knacker the entitled, arrogant arseholes...
 
Platt Lane 59 said:
It would be interesting if these twats did get promoted ?
If they were elevated to the National League North, they could be playing Merthyr Town, Oxford City and other teams that are miles away.
Although some teams would bring a bigger away support than say Morpeth Town, would the splitters get that many more home fans through the gate ?
Promotion could possibly knacker the entitled, arrogant arseholes...
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Let’s hope so.
 
I went to Buxton when they played these cunts for the first time.
I thought I hated the rags.
But these cunts.
A load of young lads in fake stone island singing how they hate city.
I was with the missus and she kept telling me to not go mad.
But just before we went through the turnstiles a asked three or four of them.why are you singing about city.
I thought the point of FC rags was you have walked away from premier league football.
Or nitids terrible owners who keep spending millions.




The only reply I could get was fuck off.....
From that moment I have hated this fake .
Wank.
Horrible bunch of cunts almost as much as I do the rags.
I have mates who watch Buxton home and away and have for years.
And this fake shit after a year or two are in the same league
 
Platt Lane 59 said:
It would be interesting if these twats did get promoted ?
If they were elevated to the National League North, they could be playing Merthyr Town, Oxford City and other teams that are miles away.
Although some teams would bring a bigger away support than say Morpeth Town, would the splitters get that many more home fans through the gate ?
Promotion could possibly knacker the entitled, arrogant arseholes...
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In a way, I hope they do
They've had so many late wins this season it's been unreal and not a chance that will continue against better opposition week in week out
It's no fun watching your team get beaten every week and if this happens, the fall off of support will be dramatic
 
Mostonisblue said:
The game was announced as moving to flixton & called off the following day when they bothered looking and realised their pitch was waterlogged as well. They couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery between them.

Meanwhile the buckateers pressure their fans to buy virtual tickets & not ask for their money back

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That has to be an April Fools prank?
You can’t organise an event, cancel it and tell punters not to ask for their money back?

If you can do that then I’ve just booked the Smiths reunion gig at the Apollo. £50 a ticket, pm me for the PayPal address….

The other thing is that this game - had it taken place - would have attracted less than 500 mugs, er, I mean punters in a 5000 stadium. Who the fuck would buy an advance ticket?
 
Platt Lane 59 said:
It would be interesting if these twats did get promoted ?
If they were elevated to the National League North, they could be playing Merthyr Town, Oxford City and other teams that are miles away.
Although some teams would bring a bigger away support than say Morpeth Town, would the splitters get that many more home fans through the gate ?
Promotion could possibly knacker the entitled, arrogant arseholes...
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Knowing how MCC bandy about the Council Tax payers hard earned on all kinds of shite, it’s more than likely they’ll be given some kind of bonus from public funds for achieving promotion!

Given the way that MCC have mismanaged their debt to the Manchester public it is becoming more and more obvious that they are not going to be allowed to fail - it’s corruption on an industrial scale, worse still it’s in plain sight for all to see.
 
roman totale said:
Good news: Despite a generous addition of 12 mins of ‘Fergie-time’ they lost 2-1 to two late goals at home to Hednesford.

Bad news: A 4k crowd helps swell the coffers/ line pockets. They’re 2 points behind Hebburn and Hednesford, but with a game in hand.
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Seems their late goals couldn't save them today. 85th and 91st minute goals for the visitors:) But where the fuck did they get 12 minutes of Bacon piss can face time from? It's a fuckin dog n duck league, not the fuckin Premier! But thats just rounded off a fantastic weekend I don't mind telling ya. The bastards are still favourites given their game in hand,but if they'd won today, they'd of been clear and probably eliminated one of their rivals. And a crowd of almost 4000 day trippers and fair weather's turned up today, we'll see how many turn up next season when they're getting flogged every week(if they do go up) Cunts!
 
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