Fergie (merged)

Re: Fergie fury at schedule

I probably agree with him.

Works well for us though.
 
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In rugby league, a sport that requires more recovery time than football - last week Wigan played on the Friday night and Warrington played on the Sunday afternoon. They played each other last night. Not one person from Warrington moaned about the two extra days Wigan had to recover and prepare for last night's game and it's only the second game of the season so players are rusty and not fully match fit or fully tackle-ready/hardened in the muscles yet.
 
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Moan moan fucking moan does he ever stop moaning sooner he fucks off the better for football!
 
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Jesus, does he ever stop moaning. pressure is clearly getting to him as although he has always been a **** these days he is moaning every single week and his speach during press interviews is getting worse.

Dont hear us or Chelsea who happen to be knocked out moaning and using the PL as an excuse. he should be lucky they get such piss easy groups he can rest players.
Think the pressure of finally meeting a top team in the CL before the final is getting to him
 
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its not fair its not fair, change the record you ****!! He's spend practically all his managerial career trying to pressure officials to give them an unfair advantage whilst crying its not fair, he's a **** of the highest order!
 
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Lol this guy just whinges about everything these days. Who next? Maybe God is at fault tomorrow for the cold weather / snow
 
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Can we give him Mario's shirt from last year 'why always me'...
 
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he is just upset they did not get thier usual CL draw and afford to play some squad members and still go through. Not expected to play a "real madrid" until the final.

But he is really losing it isnt he. Week after week its something else. The stuff about Jones was funny as fuck, rant over being in the u21 squad, then injured for 4 weeks so withdrawn and a miraclt recovery and fit for the weekend, i wouldnt put it past Pearce mentioning shingles to the press because he knew it was not as serious as Utd made out and makes the country aware of the situation with Jones withdrawing
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Everyone is finally starting to see what he is really like, even close allies like Fat Sam are having digs
 
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FERGIE'S VOTE OF NO DOCTOR CONFIDENCE
Lord Ferg keeps opening his mouth, and closing it again. Kind of like you, reader, only with more people clustered around it holding microphones. Lord Ferg is contractually obliged to open and close his mouth while in the company of people holding microphones, frequently as often as four or five days a week.
Lord Ferg is unhappy about this obligation and frequently attempts to get around it by arbitrarily boycotting individual microphone-holders and sometimes entire microphone-holding organisations. But every time Lord Ferg freezes out a microphone-holder, he finds five or six new microphone-holders in its place, eagerly thrusting their new microphones facewards. It's like Medusa's beserpented bonce, only more painful, less picturesque and more likely to report directly to a major international media organisation.
Lord Ferg has been addressing Mancunian microphone-holders for more than a quarter of a century. Imagine, reader, how many years have passed since he was last asked a question that, in some broad sense, perhaps phrased slightly differently, and with one player's name replaced by another's, he has never been asked before. Imagine the rage this situation must cause. Imagine the frustration. Imagine how many times each week Lord Ferg must ask himself: "Couldn't I be doing something more useful right now, like coaching players, or mulling over tactics, or phoning the manager of another club to say something mildly encouraging to them, or sowing radish seeds, digging them up again, and resowing them, repeatedly? Couldn't I?"
In the circumstances, it is a miracle that Lord Ferg can still stand near a microphone without his conversation becoming littered with curses and suicide threats. And if the FA, which we'll imagine for the purposes of this Fiver is a single being capable of sitting down and thinking and stuff, sat down and thought about this for even five minutes, it would surely realise that Lord Ferg deserves to be rewarded each time he endures a press conference without offending it or anyone else they care about. This would be positive reinforcement. Instead it fines him whenever he does offend it or someone it cares about. This is negative reinforcement, and negative reinforcement, as any fule no, don't work so well as the other kind.
And so to today, when Lord Ferg found himself contractually obliged to sit in front of an audience of microphone-holders. When the subject of the FA came up – in the context of Stuart Pearce having told the media a few days back that Phil Jones had shingles – he slipped straight into rage factor nine. "We're disappointed in Stuart Pearce" he fumed. "We thought that was doctor confidence. You hope these things don't happen, but we're dealing with a big unit at the FA now. News can leak out. They should have made sure it didn't go any further…" And so on and so forth.
Almost exactly an hour later, the FA announced it had just fined Lord Ferg £12k for being mean about a referee last month.
End this madness now! Free Lord Ferg!


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