fetishes

[Warwickhunt]

size 16 is the average size for a woman in this country so size 12 is borderline anorexic

Ok so my knowledge of UK dress sizes isn't up to scratch. Just saying that I prefer a larger lady that's all.

take ya pick

 

[Always Ali]

girls in football shirts do it for me. i staged a rather filthy manchester derby a good number of years ago. she didn't understand why i wouldn't let her unleash her tits for a while.

Or take your first from out of her ass the filthy red bitch!

PMSL! Quality comment!

 

[ernesto]

None that are strictly legal

orange in the mouth whilst dangling from step ladders oops no thats a tory MP

 

[GStar]

 

[Pie]

I like to get a birthday cake with my face printed on it and then getting a fat bird to sit on it.

 

[simonk]

this 19 yr old bird at the gym where i go has took a shine to me,(i'm a 41 yr old has been!).Anyway she tells me everything about her life,really nice girl but really fucked up! i try to put her on the straight n narrow but like most kids she doesn't listen! Anyway today she's chatting to me and i notice a bruise on her neck so i asked her how she got it? she then tells me how she's copped for a lad last night,gone back to his and during sex told him strangle her and bite her hard and how she loves violent sex,very strange and i find it very sad! This girl is heading for big trouble,i'm trying to tell her but she's having none of it!

maybe you could fvck her well again?

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

This post alongside the 'cockwomble' one in the Liam Gallagher thread make you the official BM poster of the week!

 

[stavros]

i asked coz my mate was trying to explain something to me, and i just didnt get it.
horses for courses tho i suppose.

 

[CTID1988]

Pretty feet on a girl is a huge turn on for me.

Loads of people seem to be into this. Not sure why myself, im neither a lover nor a hater, but each to there own. Im sure im into stuff a lot "weirder"!<br /><br />-- Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:30 pm --<br /><br />

I was once mates with a guy (no, not me) who liked to spit in womens' faces whilst he was having sex with them. He told me that he wouldn't ask, he'd just do it.

I don't imagine it was universally well received.

fucking hilarious.

Haha. youd be suprised at the amount of girls that love this shit! Id say a good 10 women ive been with have wanted to be abused in some way! Not so long ago i met a girl who wanted to be spat on, choked, slapped...needless to say i duly obliged. Reluctantly of course...

 

[Bri1975]

Bring back shiny leggings, became popular for a while but have disappeared , look great especially in a nice shiny heel

wouldn't generally say i have a foot fetish but when presented like below they become a delicacy:

 

[jimharri]

And the prize for weirdest (so far) bump of the day (14 years) goes to....

 

[Elbow beards]

I've got a fetish for an old thread bump.
Ooh eer.

 

[antspider]

Huge fat hairy old women in shiny leggings would work as well :)

 

[Scottyboi]

Do we reckon unsworth smashed the 19 year old or what?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Do we reckon unsworth smashed the 19 year old or what?

It was that long ago he probably can't remember!

 

[Cellarite]

Do we reckon unsworth smashed the 19 year old or what?

My word, she'll be in her 30's now. The dirty little bitch. I'm gonna spend the morning at work convincing myself that he did and that it lead to a frantic but brief relationship that lasted 3-4 months, an unplanned pregnancy and a cancelled gym membership.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

She probably pegged him with a dumbbell

 

[TFC]

Pretty feet on a girl is a huge turn on for me.

This ^ ;)