fighting

[Banned Tosspot]

Had a £10 bet that a lad I used to know couldn't not knock me down with ten free punches. At around eight tries around my head he decided to go for my ballss, I stayed upright and threw one back in his face and HE went down.

I'll take that bet, Darren! No ball kicks included. If I can spark you out in 10 punches I'll give 50 quid to charity and you 10 for your headaches.

All in the name of love, of course.

Are you going to be standing on someone's shoulders?!!!

It's pretty harsh when someone who is 5 foot 6 makes fun of someone smaller.

Good work though.

 

[Matty]

I'll have you know I'm a lofty 5 foot 8 inches tall, and that doesn't involve platform shoes, or stillettos!

 

[Banned Tosspot]

I'll have you know I'm a lofty 5 foot 8 inches tall, and that doesn't involve platform shoes, or stillettos!

Oh shit yeah!

I was thinking of Ric.

 

[Matty]

I'll have you know I'm a lofty 5 foot 8 inches tall, and that doesn't involve platform shoes, or stillettos!

Oh shit yeah!

I was thinking of Ric.

Did you get moist?

 

[Banned Tosspot]

I'll have you know I'm a lofty 5 foot 8 inches tall, and that doesn't involve platform shoes, or stillettos!

Oh shit yeah!

I was thinking of Ric.

Did you get moist?

I'm at an age now where I need lots of lube. Wetness is a thing of the past.

 

[Bigga]

Had a £10 bet that a lad I used to know couldn't not knock me down with ten free punches. At around eight tries around my head he decided to go for my ballss, I stayed upright and threw one back in his face and HE went down.

I'll take that bet, Darren! No ball kicks included. If I can spark you out in 10 punches I'll give 50 quid to charity and you 10 for your headaches.

All in the name of love, of course.

Are you going to be standing on someone's shoulders?!!!

Have to stand on yours, sunshine. You're none too far off the ground!

 

[Bigga]

Had a £10 bet that a lad I used to know couldn't not knock me down with ten free punches. At around eight tries around my head he decided to go for my ballss, I stayed upright and threw one back in his face and HE went down.

I'll take that bet, Darren! No ball kicks included. If I can spark you out in 10 punches I'll give 50 quid to charity and you 10 for your headaches.

All in the name of love, of course.

You threatened to 'spark' me out once before.

I thought then as I do know that I was back in the 1980's and being in the presence of the school idiot.

Did I threaten to 'spark' you?? Oh, was that when you threatened court action?? Hmmm...!!

Anyway, I said it would be for charity, but if it's a no, I understand...

 

[Banned Tosspot]

Had a £10 bet that a lad I used to know couldn't not knock me down with ten free punches. At around eight tries around my head he decided to go for my ballss, I stayed upright and threw one back in his face and HE went down.

I'll take that bet, Darren! No ball kicks included. If I can spark you out in 10 punches I'll give 50 quid to charity and you 10 for your headaches.

All in the name of love, of course.

You threatened to 'spark' me out once before.

I thought then as I do know that I was back in the 1980's and being in the presence of the school idiot.

Did I threaten to 'spark' you?? Oh, was that when you threatened court action?? Hmmm...!!

Anyway, I said it would be for charity, but if it's a no, I understand...

I can't really take a man who looks like this seriously,

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

I'd knock fuck out of anyone

You've mistaken the word 'knock' with the words 'bore the'.

I could happily do both.

Love is all.

 

[BingoBango]

All this cock-waving is making me moist.

;-)

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

All this cock-waving is making me moist.

;-)

I'm the cock of the forum and I've been to away games! I am the don!

 

[Bigga]

Bwahahaha!! Darren being stalker-ish(now there's a surprise!!) and keeping pics of people on his hard drive!!

Bet you wank off to people's pics, thinking what you could do with it that day!!

How sad.

 

[Banned Tosspot]

Bwahahaha!! Darren being stalker-ish(now there's a surprise!!) and keeping pics of people on his hard drive!!

Bet you wank off to people's pics, thinking what you could do with it that day!!

How sad.

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

Bwahahaha!! Darren being stalker-ish(now there's a surprise!!) and keeping pics of people on his hard drive!!

Bet you wank off to people's pics, thinking what you could do with it that day!!

How sad.

yo' jibba jabba

 

[Bigga]

Bwahahaha!! Darren being stalker-ish(now there's a surprise!!) and keeping pics of people on his hard drive!!

Bet you wank off to people's pics, thinking what you could do with it that day!!

How sad.

yo' jibba jabba

PMSL!! Darren stands corrected!

It was almost funny, but FAILed to get the phonetics correct.

 

[Banned Tosspot]

Bwahahaha!! Darren being stalker-ish(now there's a surprise!!) and keeping pics of people on his hard drive!!

Bet you wank off to people's pics, thinking what you could do with it that day!!

How sad.

yo' jibba jabba

PMSL!! Darren stands corrected!

It was almost funny, but FAILed to get the phonetics correct.

Apologies little fella.

 

[Dogtanian]

Im a lover not a fighter

 

[paddystyle]

the diabetic kid in my class gave me a chinese burn so me and my homies totalled him. he got rolled down the banks and got a proper ass whooping, medieval style!

did you go to school in los angeles?

 

[Bigga]

Apologies little fella.

*yawn*

 

[Swales lives]

the diabetic kid in my class gave me a chinese burn so me and my homies totalled him. he got rolled down the banks and got a proper ass whooping, medieval style!

did you go to school in los angeles?

I think audiodave knows da street... "Straight outta Compton, a muthafucka called Ice Cube!!"