Films which wouldn't have lasted very long

The Lord of the Rings
'Fancy making a load of powerful rings?'
'Nah, I'm tired.'

The Shawshank Redemption
'Not guilty'

Alien
'Okay, Ripley, don't open the air lock.'

2001: A Space Odyssey
'Hey, Monolith, you're supposed to be on Earth to teach a bunch of prehistoric apes how to make weapons!"
'Argh shit, I can't be arsed. Let them figure it out themselves.'
 
High Noon.

Gary Cooper and Grace Kelly ride out of Hadleyville and this time they don't turn back and he opens his General Store.
 
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
Lord of the rings - the eagles just fly Frodo to the mountain, he wangs the ring in the lava, game over - they flew the annoying little shit out why not in??
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The whole point is that Sauron can see everything if he wants to, so flying the one ring through the sky without anything in Sauron's line of vision would leave them open to attack.

The entire film is basically Frodo sneaking in behind the back four unnoticed instead of running right down the middle on his own.
 
Final destination
All the characters die when they're fucking supposed to.
The end.
 
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