Fireworks/Bonfire night.

[Wretched Vengeance]

Which part of West Sussex?

East Grinstead.

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Organised and regulated displays only.Fireworks are explosive ordinance and should never be placed in the hands of cockwombles.

 

[Magicpole]

I live in the country and the loudest thing I hear from outside, are pheasants nattering to each other. Although, that nattering will be down a few decibels, as I heard big tough guys out for a bit of sport at the weekend, shooting the poor cunts.

I didn’t, tragically, hear the sound of squealing followed by the sirens of an ambulance as one of the tough guys shot one of the other tough guys by mistake.

I live in hope.

No fireworks, just bangers trying to prove they’re men by shooting beautiful, incredibly stupid pheasants.

The other loudest sound is when I get shouted at for one of my infinite catelogue of misdemeanors.

 

[PR7]

Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put Aberdeen on the top
Put the jambos in the middle
And we’ll burn the fuckin lot

 

[East Level 2]

Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put Aberdeen on the top
Put the jambos in the middle
And we’ll burn the fuckin lot

Straight from the rags song book. Please fuck off.

 

[urban genie]

Noisy fuckers round here

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

My 12 stone dog is absolutely terrified the poor bastard

 

[cyberblue]

Wonder how many from the emergency services are attacked tonight

 

[quiet_riot]

utter, utter cretins.

 

[inchy14]

utter, utter cretins.

Cunts mate, just cunts.

 

[inchy14]

Think North Manchester has been moved to Damascus ffs!!

 

[PR7]

Straight from the rags song book. Please fuck off.

Shut it n geez peace nuffin to do with Man Utd song about burning they scumbo cunts

 

[PR7]

My 12 stone dog is absolutely terrified the poor bastard

I have sympathy mate, poor thing, my dog used to be terrified too

 

[FantasyIreland]

Cunts mate, just cunts.

They set fires on purpose,with the aim of ambushing the Fire service on their arrival.

 

[BimboBob]

East Grinstead.

Aaah, the rough part.

 

[andyhinch]

Quietest night I’ve had for days, think a few must have shot their load early.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I love the smell of bonfire night.

 

[WNRH]

Why is this event still a thing? I can understand years ago when colourful things blowing up in the air was exciting but with today's modern world, it seems rather pointless.

This time of year is horrible, on my road this past 7 days we have had cars and houses being egged to "celebrate" halloween and then last night, kids letting fireworks off hitting the same cars and houses they egged days before to "celebrate" Bonfire Night.

I await the mince pies hitting houses and cars next month.....

BAN THEM!

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

10-55pm bonfire night and some thoughtless **** is lighting fireworks. May as well be setting a mortar bomb off cos the fuckin' noise is loud enough. And as I type this it sounds like gun shots. Hopefully someone shooting the senseless **** who set the fireworks off at this time of night.
: /

 

[york away to this!]

A jolly good evening. The mutt chasing round like a loon wagging his tail trying to chase down the rockets, a fine box or two of supermarket fireworks that the boys let off (all before nine), fire pit, marshmallows, sparklers and hot choc. Now that they're in bed I'm going to start lobbing firebomb repeaters down next door's chimney...