Fireworks/Bonfire night.

I'm usually a sound sleeper but was rudely awaken at 1-30am by some utter fuckin' idiot/s, probably thinking it clever to disturb the peace with a succsesion of repeat airbombs and deafening bangs and whistling fireworks! These aren't your average £10 box of fireworks of pretty cascading colours you light for your kids in the garden, these are definitely display fireworks. Big loud fuck you bang you're getting rudely fuckin' woken up fireworks. Big bang difference!

As it went on for a good(bad!) 5 minutes or so I thought I'd make a brew. I'm sat in the back garden and at 1-45am they are still being lit and it is reverberating around the area as though it's a fuckin' warzone!

Sounds like it's coming from around Longford park Stretford which is about half a mile away. Good job I'm older now and calmer than i was or I would have drove to the scene and shoved the firework up their scrotey shitters and lit the fuckin' touchpaper!

Anyone saying "fireworks are just harmless fun" go fuck yourself with your fuckin' fireworks, lit of course.
I take that back as most peippe are respectful and responsible. I'm fuckin' fuming though.

Inconsiderate bang out of order cunts! : (
 
No calls to ban fireworks during Diwali?
If they are setting them off to celebrate Diwali at 1-30am to 1-45am absolutely, idiots lighting them or celebrating a religious festival, all the same when selfish cunts are breaching the peace at daft o fuckin' clock! Bring back the birch and give it me!

Fireworks should be only allowed on 5th November and possibly new year. No other time. And if it's in the name of any bullshit religion, definitely not. Babies young kids and animals don't understand religion, but they understand when woken up in the small hours frightened shitless by fireworks banging cracking and whistling.
 
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What next? Oh I know I'Il light fireworks and wake up the dead because my 96 year old aunt knitted me a scarf made out of a box of fuckin' Shreddies.

Bonfire night and stroke of midnight new year only. Otherwise where does it stop?

And Divali.

And maybe a few cannons on Remembrance Sunday.

Oh...and the big one at Edinburgh Castle.

When will it ever end?


Fuck me, it's only a few days a year. If you don't like it, move to a better area.
 
Your talking absolute rubbish.
1 week? It lasts for about 4 weeks minimum.
You sound as though you don't care about the impact on pets, the elderly and people like me who have anxiety.
Why should we have to listen to fireworks for weeks on end, often going off after the 11pm curfew? I use to like them as a kid but I fucking hate them now.
Ban them completely. 80% of the UK population agree with me.
Perhaps you should have greater consideration to others.

How's the 4 week minimum going? All quiet round these parts...nearly 2 weeks after the event.
 
They seem to be getting louder. Sounds like a warzone where I live right now, loud bangs galore. I'm all for fireworks and displays but I think it's not fair on the elderly, young kids trying to sleep and pet owners who's animals are shit scared of all the bangs. Bangers and airbomb repeaters have got fuck all on these.
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I enjoy fireworks and bonfires as much now as I didn’t when I was a kid.

Love the erie scene with smoke filling the air the next morning as it starts to get light.
 
They should at least ban the loud ones, you can still have fireworks that are visually impressive without them needing to sound like a 2 kiloton bomb being detonated
 
Was supposed to go to a bonfire in Cheltenham last night, but it got rained off. Good job tbh; I’d started drinking very early and ran out of gas embarrassingly quickly.

Six week purge starts tomorrow (two weeks later than originally planned)

Need to lose half a stone in six weeks. Should be do-able, but I will struggle, I know it.
 

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