Florian Wirtz

[SouthernPlastic]

Our scouts don't watch him playing (youtube highlight reels can do that). Our scouts are right now stationed in white vans operating the latest surveilence technology, facepainted and camoflauged hidding in gardens and painstakingly going through his rubbish. They are comprehensively compiling a profile of his personality and behaviours. Basically we will spare no expense to find out if he's nice.

This post will self destruct in 10, 9, 8, ...

They found a delboy coat and a pair of oversized chinos, immediately thinking, this is our guy.

 

[Gaz (FMwkdsoul)]

Rumoured price of 87.5m? Bargain

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Our scouts don't watch him playing (youtube highlight reels can do that). Our scouts are right now stationed in white vans operating the latest surveilence technology, facepainted and camoflauged hidding in gardens and painstakingly going through his rubbish. They are comprehensively compiling a profile of his personality and behaviours. Basically we will spare no expense to find out if he's nice.

This post will self destruct in 10, 9, 8, ...

We keep the scent off them by calling them Bielsa Scouting Network Solutions.

 

[Haaland94]

This kid is built different.

20-year-old Florian Wirtz has been directly involved in the most #UEL this season and no one has created more chances (11).

◎ 3 games
◉ 4 assists
◉ 2 goals

Reminder: Wirtz tore his ACL in March 2022 and did not play another competitive game until January 2023.

This calendar year, he's provided more assists across league, UCL and UEL competition than ANY other player in Europe's top seven divisions (16).

A special talent.

Source: Squawka Football

 

[freshie]

 

[Haaland94]

No brainer at this price. The kid is as special as it gets.

 

[houraisen]

 

[richards30]

WTF?? That would be some serious piss boiling! lol

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

WTF?? That would be some serious piss boiling! lol

And let’s hope a couple of great signings gets the bald fraud to commit for a couple more seasons. Im getting on and I want to be around when the Manyoo internet regulars and press reporters spontaneously combust.

 

[richards30]

And let’s hope a couple of great signings gets the bald fraud to commit for a couple more seasons. Im getting on and I want to be around when the Manyoo internet regulars and press reporters spontaneously combust.

i`m sure stays at least one year after next season mate, he certainly needs to be the manager for when the north stand is expanded!