Football celebrity Deathmatch

[Brightwell’s left peg]

May have already been done on here, but if not, and you could stick 2 football 'celebs' from past or present together in a ring (presenters, commentators, journalists, managers, footballers, referees etc) and watch them fight it out until one of their deaths, who would it be. Tough one I know with so many to choose from, but you're only allowed to pick one match up...1 v 1.

Rio Ferdinand v Alex Ferguson (pre shakes) for me.

 

[aguerrrroooooooooooo]

Robbie savage vs Ryan giggs

 

[markbmcfc]

Rooney V Cantona killing each other would be a nice spectacle.

 

[Tanzeylee]

Andy Morrison v bryan riggs I can see Andy standing over bryan punching him repeatedly in his face whilst crying(Andy not bryan)

 

[IanBishopsHaircut]

Stan Collymore vs Danny Mills

 

[Fourinarow]

Baconface v Miserable Maureen

The manner in which Maureen came to this country and sucked shit out of Baconface's arse instead of challenging him made me dislike the turd even more. So the finishing move should be Maureen sucking shit out of Baconface

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Andy Morrison v bryan riggs I can see Andy standing over bryan punching him repeatedly in his face whilst crying(Andy not bryan)

Risky. Anything goes in celebrity death match. Andy would fight fair and I wouldn't put anything past family guy..he's clearly got a low moral compass.

 

[Fourinarow]

Baconface v Miserable Maureen

The manner in which Maureen came to this country and sucked shit out of Baconface's arse instead of challenging him made me dislike the turd even more.
So the finishing move should be Maureen sucking shit out of Baconface's arse, which leads to him sucking his whole insides out leaving a sack of skin on the canvas.
Then it finishes with Maureen looking miserable with the remains on Baconface's innards hanging from his mouth.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Baconface v Miserable Maureen

The manner in which Maureen came to this country and sucked shit out of Baconface's arse instead of challenging him made me dislike the turd even more.
So the finishing move should be Maureen sucking shit out of Baconface's arse, which leads to him sucking his whole insides out leaving a sack of skin on the canvas.
Then it finishes with Maureen looking miserable with the remains on Baconface's innards hanging from his mouth.

Just to get this straight, is that something you'd like to watch?

 

[Fourinarow]

Just to get this straight, is that something you'd like to watch?

If it's animated like Celebrity Death Match, then definitely.