Footballers surprising other activities

[JASR]

Ah BM… always awesome at looking at a thread , going ‘let’s chew that up’ and spitting out the entrails

never change

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Maurizio Gaudino was a used car salesman

 

[Pell]

I was surprised by Benjamin Mendy's other activities...

 

[chaddblue]

Completely randomly I discover that Dion Dublin, as well as knowing that at the top of stairs there are bedrooms, has invented a musical instrument!

The Dube...

Plesk Obsidian 18.0.73

www.thedube.com

Seems like it's been around for over a decade.

Bizarre

Anymore anyone?

Dion Dublins dad was in Showaddywaddy

Am I imagining it or is it a myth?

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Kyle Walker - Gigolo.

 

[manclad]

Your uncle is Mr Ed and I claim my 5/2 bet

"A horse is a horse,of course,of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course,
Unless of course,the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Steven Gerrard, Dancing on ice.

 

[Bluesince1979]

One of my mates worked on the extension on his holiday home, let the gang stay in the home all week as they were working away and when it was finished came round with Jordan Henderson. Unfortunately my mate said he was spot on and Jordan Henderson was giving him stick. Only a few month back.

Mustve been me… err i mean my mate

Re henderson, did a job for a guy who does post match drug tests after uefa games and he said ‘hendo’ is the biggest prick hes dealt with

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Mustve been me… err i mean my mate

Re henderson, did a job for a guy who does post match drug tests after uefa games and he said ‘hendo’ is the biggest prick hes dealt with

Probably the thickest also.

 

[cheekybids]

Rio Ferdinand is a world renowned camel impersonator.

world famous escapologist - no window too small.

 

[Winchester]

Paul Gascoigne was a Police Negotiator in his spare time.

Lol

 

[Winchester]

Rob Harris
PR for City

 

[mat]

George Best - AA Sponsor.

 

[deegee33]

Paul Gascoigne was a Police Negotiator in his spare time.

I guess slabhead could use his help.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Maurizio Gaudino was a used car salesman

As was Kolo Toure

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Didn't Nigel De Jong have a business restoring old cars?

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Wasn't Duncan Ferguson involved in racing pigeons at one time? Yeah yeah yeah, the pigeons won. Very droll.

Yes, hence the song about Duncan having a pigeon.

There’s quite a few musician footballers. Our very own Leighton Baines used to take his guitar everywhere with him and Sergio Ramos, Alisson, Alex Scott and Patrick Bamford all play as well. Balotelli, Firmino, Cantona, Alexis Sanchez, Chris Woods and Roland Nilsson all play the piano, Petr Čech is a drummer and Norberto Solano plays the trumpet.

Also Carlo Ancelotti is a bit of a foodie. His dad is a cheese maker so it’s not surprising.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Dion Dublins dad was in Showaddywaddy

Am I imagining it or is it a myth?

Dublin’s dad wasn’t, but Scott Oakes’ dad was.

 

[Bluesince1979]

Probably the thickest also.

Said where as most players who get picked for the drug test are initially pissed off, they soon calm. He said ‘hendo’ was an arsehole from start to finish

 

[Bantamgaz]

Gary Neville .......... a grade A twat
Jamie Carragher ....... impersonating car washes