Footballers with rude names

[1dart]

Harry beanbag
In cockney it sounds like hairy-ish.

 

[Mental_blue]

Uwe Fuchs

 

[Greenjob]

All time 'rude 11':

David Seaman (Arse-nal).

Willie Donachie (City).
Danny Shittu (QPR/Derby).
Tony Woodcock (Arsenal/Notts Forest).
Micheal Ball (City).

Ian Cummings (Norwich).
Nicky Butt (Urghhh must I say it....).
Peter Shirtliff-ter
.
Barry Horne (Everton).

Andre Arshavin (Arse-nal).
Glen Cock-erill (Southampton).

Manager:

Dick Advocaat (PSV Eindoven).

 

[Unknown_Genius]

Not a footballer, but the Former president of the World Anti Doping Agency, was a guy called Dick Pound! That name always makes me laugh.

<a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Pound" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Pound</a>

 

[bumbleblue]

Rod Fanni

 

[CTID11]

I remember a Cardiff player in 1992 called Ben Dover!

 

[newbluebrazilians]

always wanted SHITTU on a shirt but SANTA DOGS BOLLOCKS CRUZ will look good

 

[TurdGrip]

Spurs had a player in the 1980's called Alistair Dick..

 

[stavros]

piss fart-willybums
aka chris bart-williams

 

[rushts]

felaccio (brazillian) played for borussia munchen pissflaps 1989-1990