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[Bill Walker]

Marina, all day, every day, every damn day.

I like the very elegant Penelope, such style.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Aldi Aloe Vera
White
Gerrard

Calm down,calm down it hasn’t started yet.
Premature ejaculation and how quick do you come is next thread

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Should your wife have more scented candles or bath bombs?

What order should your cutlery be in if you have 3 long sections and a 4th horizontal one underneath?

 

[supercity88]

Should your wife have more scented candles or bath bombs?

What order should your cutlery be in if you have 3 long sections and a 4th horizontal one underneath?View attachment 60416

Fork, knife, spoon and the teaspoons horizontal.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Fork, knife, spoon and the teaspoons horizontal.

That’s what we do, but we had a debate about it!

 

[supercity88]

We've got at least another 10 "why is the World Cup in November" threads to discuss the same thing in a different guise.

Then we'll move onto "Roberto Martinez in a twat" for playing De Bruyne in every minute of every game.

There will be some nice threads about players we think City should sign based on their performances in a World Cup no one will claim to be watching.

 

[supercity88]

That’s what we do, but we had a debate about it!

It's definitely something to debate. You say knife and fork but yet I'd pick the fork up before the knife when going to set the table. If someone said "have you got a fork and knife" I wouldn't know how to respond.

I can feel a funny phrases thread coming on.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It's definitely something to debate. You say knife and fork but yet I'd pick the fork up before the knife when going to set the table. If someone said "have you got a fork and knife" I wouldn't know how to respond.

I can feel a funny phrases thread coming on.

Add in me being left handed and you can have a right ding dong do of a debate about it.

Anyway, I’m off to play ladders and snakes.

 

[supercity88]

Add in me being left handed and you can have a right ding dong do of a debate about it.

Anyway, I’m off to play ladders and snakes.

I'm handed left as well!

 

[Blue Mist]

I had some concoction that was definitely part of a pig in Lyon, but it looked more like an ear than a pig's todger.

A pigs penis is shaped like a corkscrew. As a result when it enters the female she cant pull out.
Another little known fact is that it ejeculates up to three quarters of a pint of semen and because it is very fluid it then sends in a mucus bung to keep it there.