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[Bigg Bigg Blue]

The only part of an apple that I don't eat is the stalk. Nothing wasted. And if I were to keep pigs the only thing I wouldn't eat would be it's arsehole, although I have read that the Lyonnais have a rather tasty sauce that renders this part of the pig's anatomy quite edible. I have yet to try.

The only part of a pig they don't use is its grunt.

 

[journolud]

The Have you ever said or posted something in haste and then regretted it thread (@BlueHammer85 @Bill Walker )

 

[Gogootz]

What, there's a penis beaker?! I've been using my mug like an ermm..... mug

 

[Bill Walker]

The Have you ever said or posted something in haste and then regretted it thread (@BlueHammer85 @Bill Walker )

Of course made I've created the odd stupid thread and then next day thought....
Wtf did you do you DOB....(daft old bastard)

 

[Bill Walker]

Speaking as an outsider, was Brexit a good thing?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

A pigs penis is shaped like a corkscrew. As a result when it enters the female she cant pull out.
Another little known fact is that it ejeculates up to three quarters of a pint of semen and because it is very fluid it then sends in a mucus bung to keep it there.

Are you a pig farmer, Blue, or is it that degree in animal husbandry that's impressing me!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Speaking as an outsider, was Brexit a good thing?

Too early to say! If a train was cancelled the day after Brexit the Remainers were pointing the finger; if the Sun came out Brexiteers were happily sunbathing.

 

[Kippaxpete]

No need to wait until next summer, coming to a forum near you on November 14th, thought provoking, life changing topics such as.....
'Do you peel your apple before eating it'
'My block paving has moss on it'
'Can I recycle my penis beaker'
These topics, and many more like them, will be discussed at length on here during the international break.
Book early to avoid disappointment.

Note: Other brilliant threads will be available. Blue Mist does not endorse and is not responsible for the content of these threads, certainly not the penis beaker one. Please peel your apple responsibly.

Serious question. What's a penis beaker? Ahem, asking for a friend. I daren't Google it.

 

[supercity88]

Serious question. What's a penis beaker? Ahem, asking for a friend. I daren't Google it.

Something you get your mrs to drink out of for a few months before weaning her onto the real thing.

 

[Kippaxpete]

Something you get your mrs to drink out of for a few months before weaning her onto the real thing.

Hmmm... I think I need to get out more.