r.soleofsalford
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gaudinho's stolen car said:
bless them little hobbitsis
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Free Jason Manford gig at Todmorden tonight
- Thread starter Blue Smarties
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bless them little hobbitsis
Ed68
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gaudinho's stolen car said:r.soleofsalford said:
It sounds like something out of the Lord of the Rings.
They also look like characters from LOTR.
Great people but freaky fookers - gollum would be well at home in Tod.
Blue Smarties
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Bastard pub stole all the trade, sent home early as it's so quiet because of it! For the record I live here, wasn't born here!
daveduke67
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The applause (assuming they understand his jokes) will be 20% louder than normal thanks to that extra digit on each hand.
gaudinho's stolen car
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I didn't even realise Jason Manford was in jail.
daveduke67
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gaudinho's stolen car said:I didn't even realise Jason Manford was in jail.
I bet he wishes he was.
sweynforkbeard
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A mate of mine insists on calling it Oddmorden. I believe that Calderdale division of West Yorkshire police call any weird, strange or outlandish call a Tod Job. I have now lived there for longer than I lived in Manchester.
the mystery illness
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sweynforkbeard said:A mate of mine insists on calling it Oddmorden. I believe that Calderdale division of West Yorkshire police call any weird, strange or outlandish call a Tod Job. I have now lived there for longer than I lived in Manchester.
pmsl , when i was a kid in the 70s i had an auntie or a gran or somone that lived there , all i can remember is a spooky fucking house and a massive factory at the end of the street with curved chimneys that changed direction.and most of the people were spacks.
Swales lives
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I don't really rate Manford... but if Michael McIntyre, supported by Bill Hicks was on, I'd deffo go... if it was free.
nijinsky's fetlocks
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gaudinho's stolen car said:Where or what is "Todmorden"?
Amazingly it is only 17 miles from Manchester,although it may as well be 17 million.
Yorkshire is fiercely proud to claim it,and they are fucking welcome to it.
Mentioned in the Domesday Book,possibly as the incest and boredom epicentre of England.
Makes Royston Vasey look like downtown Manhattan.
Manford's career must be in terminal freefall if he is reduced to playing this godforesaken place.