Free Jason Manford gig at Todmorden tonight

[Ruhr]

in german language: Tod=death and morden=killing

That sounds like a lovely place to me :-)

 

[MATCITY]

in german language: Tod=death and morden=killing

That sounds like a lovely place to me :-)

Its a lot worse that both them things

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Where or what is "Todmorden"?

Amazingly it is only 17 miles from Manchester,although it may as well be 17 million.
Yorkshire is fiercely proud to claim it,and they are fucking welcome to it.
Mentioned in the Domesday Book,possibly as the incest and boredom epicentre of England.
Makes Royston Vasey look like downtown Manhattan.
Manford's career must be in terminal freefall if he is reduced to playing this godforesaken place.

It might be one of those charity gigs he told us he does but doesn't tell anyone about.

 

[Stuart]

Makes Royston Vasey look like downtown Manhattan.

Hahahaha.

 

[jacksinhosa]

Haha...I grew up in Tod, its not that bad.Mind you I left 23 years ago, so that says something lol. It could be worse, it could be Bacup.Anyway my missus is calling me now, shes knitting me some new six fingered gloves and wants me to try them on. bye!!!!

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Have they got electricity there yet?!
Very,very strange place

 

[quiet_riot]

 

[rushts]

OMFG, this thread is hilarious, i'm gonna take a drive through and try a pint in a local boozer on my days off.

 

[talkativesprout]

Best morning drives in the nineties i ever went on were in tod.

Big tasty breckie, couple of good comics, strippers that didnt look too bad, lezbo show and the pint pot whip round at the end.

 

[crizack]

Bacups weirder, or water.