Free season ticket to good home

[dandeman2008]

How much care do you need? Im not up for wiping backsides but i'll fetch a pie or a pint if thats the sort of stuff you need.

 

[Royaloak]

How much care do you need? Im not up for wiping backsides but i'll fetch a pie or a pint if thats the sort of stuff you need.

Ha ha - if he's as rank and file Labour as he sounds, he'll probably EXPECT to have is arse wiped by somebody else.

 

[Bill]

My helper is no longer available to me for next season, so I need someone who is prepared to look after me and put up with my cantankerous moods. A free season ticket comes your way in return.

I had planned to ask my brother, but since he voted Tory at the election just gone he can go and swing.

So no Tories welcome, and definitely no Liberal Democrats now it seems they're selling out their history by joining up with the Silver Spoon mob.

Form an orderly queue.

Typical Labour Voter - thinks that anybody who wants to get on in life from their own efforts and avoid 'hand outs' has a 'silver spoon'.

ditto.

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

My helper is no longer available to me for next season, so I need someone who is prepared to look after me and put up with my cantankerous moods. A free season ticket comes your way in return.

I had planned to ask my brother, but since he voted Tory at the election just gone he can go and swing.

So no Tories welcome, and definitely no Liberal Democrats now it seems they're selling out their history by joining up with the Silver Spoon mob.

Form an orderly queue.

What block are you in?

Ever heard the term " Looking a gift Horse in the Mouth" Skasihion ??

 

[daveduke67]

Have you got motability car?

Can I use that the rest of week too?

I'm partially deaf in one ear so you can whinge and moan as much as you like as long as you sit on my right side.

 

[salfordtrueblue]

My helper is no longer available to me for next season, so I need someone who is prepared to look after me and put up with my cantankerous moods. A free season ticket comes your way in return.

I had planned to ask my brother, but since he voted Tory at the election just gone he can go and swing.

So no Tories welcome, and definitely no Liberal Democrats now it seems they're selling out their history by joining up with the Silver Spoon mob.

Form an orderly queue.

Good on ya comrade !!!! gutted ive just bought mine. hope you get sorted pal.....best post ive read in a long while .

 

[Montgomery Burns]

Have you got motability car? Yes

Can I use that the rest of week too? Yes

I'm partially deaf in one ear so you can whinge and moan as much as you like as long as you sit on my right side. But that would make me a right winger. So you're out.

-- Tue May 11, 2010 7:47 pm --

Typical Labour Voter - thinks that anybody who wants to get on in life from their own efforts and avoid 'hand outs' has a 'silver spoon'.

ditto.

Just thinking of the many, rather than the few that's all. There again Margaret Thatcher did say there was no such thing as society so I suppose we're headed back to riots on the streets and f'kin Wham again. God help us.

And on a serious statistical note, City always fare worse under a Toty government.<br /><br />-- Tue May 11, 2010 7:51 pm --<br /><br />

How much care do you need? Im not up for wiping backsides but i'll fetch a pie or a pint if thats the sort of stuff you need.

It's more hard drugs for me. I'm an anti-drink and anti-Pukka Pie man myself.

Although Hollands are OK. From the North you see.

 

[daveduke67]

Its my left that's ok - thats why I wan't you to sit on my right.

Do I get the job?
Does it come with benefits - pension, holiday pay, sick pay and health care?

 

[dandeman2008]

Have you got motability car? Yes

Can I use that the rest of week too? Yes

I'm partially deaf in one ear so you can whinge and moan as much as you like as long as you sit on my right side. But that would make me a right winger. So you're out.

-- Tue May 11, 2010 7:47 pm --

ditto.

Just thinking of the many, rather than the few that's all. There again Margaret Thatcher did say there was no such thing as society so I suppose we're headed back to riots on the streets and f'kin Wham again. God help us.

And on a serious statistical note, City always fare worse under a Toty government.

-- Tue May 11, 2010 7:51 pm --

How much care do you need? Im not up for wiping backsides but i'll fetch a pie or a pint if thats the sort of stuff you need.

It's more hard drugs for me. I'm an anti-drink and anti-Pukka Pie man myself.

Although Hollands are OK. From the North you see.

Yeah I can sort that, the hard drugs that is, not too sure on Hollands pies, im not a fan of the Dutch. When do I get my season ticket?

 

[Montgomery Burns]

-- Tue May 11, 2010 7:47 pm --



Just thinking of the many, rather than the few that's all. There again Margaret Thatcher did say there was no such thing as society so I suppose we're headed back to riots on the streets and f'kin Wham again. God help us.

And on a serious statistical note, City always fare worse under a Toty government.

-- Tue May 11, 2010 7:51 pm --



It's more hard drugs for me. I'm an anti-drink and anti-Pukka Pie man myself.

Although Hollands are OK. From the North you see.

Yeah I can sort that, the hard drugs that is, not too sure on Hollands pies, im not a fan of the Dutch. When do I get my season ticket?

Not sure yet, but your offer of the drugs is making you an early leader in the betting stakes but the lack of Dutch pies could be a deal breaker. A real game changer could be a copy of the Morning Star at my seat for each match or failing that Cheshire Life.

I'm thinking of doing a Nick Clegg here and whoring myself round - never trust a politician.