Free season ticket to good home

[Macc Blue]

How much care do you need? Im not up for wiping backsides but i'll fetch a pie or a pint if thats the sort of stuff you need.

Ha ha - if he's as rank and file Labour as he sounds, he'll probably EXPECT to have is arse wiped by somebody else.

Rather that than gobble on Tory shit my Royal friend.

 

[dandeman2008]

Yeah I can sort that, the hard drugs that is, not too sure on Hollands pies, im not a fan of the Dutch. When do I get my season ticket?

Not sure yet, but your offer of the drugs is making you an early leader in the betting stakes but the lack of Dutch pies could be a deal breaker. A real game changer could be a copy of the Morning Star at my seat for each match or failing that Cheshire Life.

I'm thinking of doing a Nick Clegg here and whoring myself round - never trust a politician.

I could double up the drugs expedition with a trip to Amsterdam for some pies? Kill two birds with one stone. I've never heard of Morning Star, im assuming thats some sort of Jewish newspaper? Cheshire Life can be sorted, might be able to sort that with a pal round that area, but it may have come from his bog, so there may be a few stains.

Any other requirements?

 

[A Blue]

I also voted Tory because I don't like poor people and I like killing animals for sport. People should get to the top on their own merits, like The Queen and Philip, sorry Pince Phillip did. Their children and their children and their children etc etc. Oh and Lord Snootyarses son did and his son did. My Great Great Grandfather told me that in the First war a white feather was given to cowards. He started his own eider down factory and now we are stinking rich.

 

[Royaloak]

Ha ha - if he's as rank and file Labour as he sounds, he'll probably EXPECT to have is arse wiped by somebody else.

Rather that than gobble on Tory shit my Royal friend.

Turn the BBC on now - should cheer you up.

 

[Corky]

Isn't Cheshire Life like Lancashire Life?

Just full of snobs' weddings?

 

[Royaloak]

I also voted Tory because I don't like poor people and I like killing animals for sport. People should get to the top on their own merits, like The Queen and Philip, sorry Pince Phillip did. Their children and their children and their children etc etc. Oh and Lord Snootyarses son did and his son did. My Great Great Grandfather told me that in the First war a white feather was given to cowards. He started his own eider down factory and now we are stinking rich.

You've clearly been brainwashed down at the Job Centre - or the drugs have taken their toll.

 

[1.618034]

Where's Smithers?

 

[Macc Blue]

Rather that than gobble on Tory shit my Royal friend.

Turn the BBC on now - should cheer you up.

Ha ha ha, that's Macc as in Macclesfield your Lordship, i don't need the BBC to tell me about the Conserative Party and what they stand for.

 

[Montgomery Burns]

Not sure yet, but your offer of the drugs is making you an early leader in the betting stakes but the lack of Dutch pies could be a deal breaker. A real game changer could be a copy of the Morning Star at my seat for each match or failing that Cheshire Life.

I'm thinking of doing a Nick Clegg here and whoring myself round - never trust a politician.

I could double up the drugs expedition with a trip to Amsterdam for some pies? Kill two birds with one stone. I've never heard of Morning Star, im assuming thats some sort of Jewish newspaper? Cheshire Life can be sorted, might be able to sort that with a pal round that area, but it may have come from his bog, so there may be a few stains.

Any other requirements?

Cheshire Life without the stains? If I'm doffing my cap to the toffs I don't want to see a huge skidmark covering an important society ball. There are limits, after all. So for that reason, you're out.<br /><br />-- Tue May 11, 2010 8:58 pm --<br /><br />

Isn't Cheshire Life like Lancashire Life?

Just full of snobs' weddings?

A better class of snob, so my Tory Boy brother tells me.

 

[A Blue]

I also voted Tory because I don't like poor people and I like killing animals for sport. People should get to the top on their own merits, like The Queen and Philip, sorry Pince Phillip did. Their children and their children and their children etc etc. Oh and Lord Snootyarses son did and his son did. My Great Great Grandfather told me that in the First war a white feather was given to cowards. He started his own eider down factory and now we are stinking rich.

You've clearly been brainwashed down at the Job Centre - or the drugs have taken their toll.

Spent a lot of time down the job centre thanks to Maggie. Redundant three times lost my house in a nice part of wivvy. Thanks for getting wounded for your country lad I will get my flunky to put a few more nails in your park bench. But please can you do it somewhere that the horse don't see you. It scares them you see.

 

[Anonymous]

I also voted Tory because I don't like poor people and I like killing animals for sport. People should get to the top on their own merits, like The Queen and Philip, sorry Pince Phillip did. Their children and their children and their children etc etc. Oh and Lord Snootyarses son did and his son did. My Great Great Grandfather told me that in the First war a white feather was given to cowards. He started his own eider down factory and now we are stinking rich.

That is a truly HUGE chip you have there!

 

[WEMBLEY76]

I am interested please pm me your number and I will be in touch

 

[Mancityfans.net'er]

My helper is no longer available to me for next season, so I need someone who is prepared to look after me and put up with my cantankerous moods. A free season ticket comes your way in return.

I had planned to ask my brother, but since he voted Tory at the election just gone he can go and swing.

So no Tories welcome, and definitely no Liberal Democrats now it seems they're selling out their history by joining up with the Silver Spoon mob.

Form an orderly queue.

Typical Labour Voter - thinks that anybody who wants to get on in life from their own efforts and avoid 'hand outs' has a 'silver spoon'.

What a prick. Why are you voting tory unless you are one seriously wealthy man from an aristicractic background? People from working / middle class backgrounds that think there in the same league as cameron piss me off.

I want to do well in life and aim for a very successful career. But Cameron and the tories have fuck all to offer me. I am not an 'eatonian'. Cameron would laugh in the face of anybody from manchester voting tory. I also do not want to 'step' on whoever I need to get successful, and dont want the country around me (hospitals etc.) going to shit just so it means I pay less tax!

More and more tories at COMS I see.... spot them a mile off.

 

[york away to this!]

jolly good show old beans - city, city, rah rah rah!

 

[SWP's back]

You couldn't pay me to be near you and your socialist views.

-- Tue May 11, 2010 9:59 pm --

Typical Labour Voter - thinks that anybody who wants to get on in life from their own efforts and avoid 'hand outs' has a 'silver spoon'.

What a prick. Why are you voting tory unless you are one seriously wealthy man from an aristicractic background? People from working / middle class backgrounds that think there in the same league as cameron piss me off.

I want to do well in life and aim for a very successful career. But Cameron and the tories have fuck all to offer me. I am not an 'eatonian'. Cameron would laugh in the face of anybody from manchester voting tory. I also do not want to 'step' on whoever I need to get successful, and dont want the country around me (hospitals etc.) going to shit just so it means I pay less tax!

More and more tories at COMS I see.... spot them a mile off.

Yes indeed it would seem you are. Toodle pip. Try spotting me.<br /><br />-- Tue May 11, 2010 10:02 pm --<br /><br />

Turn the BBC on now - should cheer you up.

Ha ha ha, that's Macc as in Macclesfield your Lordship, i don't need the BBC to tell me about the Conserative Party and what they stand for.

Why would you when you can always blame everything on a Tory government from 20 years ago (fucking Thatcher stealing your milk), the bastards!

13 years of Labour certanly sorted us out...... oh no wait.

 

[Royaloak]

Typical Labour Voter - thinks that anybody who wants to get on in life from their own efforts and avoid 'hand outs' has a 'silver spoon'.

What a prick. Why are you voting tory unless you are one seriously wealthy man from an aristicractic background? People from working / middle class backgrounds that think there in the same league as cameron piss me off.

I want to do well in life and aim for a very successful career. But Cameron and the tories have fuck all to offer me. I am not an 'eatonian'. Cameron would laugh in the face of anybody from manchester voting tory. I also do not want to 'step' on whoever I need to get successful, and dont want the country around me (hospitals etc.) going to shit just so it means I pay less tax!

More and more tories at COMS I see.... spot them a mile off.

It seems that 10,000,000 who voted Tory in the country disagree with you. Probably the 10,000,000 who actually pay tax. You are seem to be passionate but deluded - and a cock sucker - the Labour Party don't mind people being miserable so long as everybody is equally miserable, hence the 13 year onslaught of political correctness, equlity bills, and a general dumbing down of standards.

Isn't football great insofar as it can unite Tory pricks like me and Socialist cocksuckers like you eh? Now off you go and make sure you swallow every drop.

 

[SWP's back]

What a prick. Why are you voting tory unless you are one seriously wealthy man from an aristicractic background? People from working / middle class backgrounds that think there in the same league as cameron piss me off.

I want to do well in life and aim for a very successful career. But Cameron and the tories have fuck all to offer me. I am not an 'eatonian'. Cameron would laugh in the face of anybody from manchester voting tory. I also do not want to 'step' on whoever I need to get successful, and dont want the country around me (hospitals etc.) going to shit just so it means I pay less tax!

More and more tories at COMS I see.... spot them a mile off.

It seems that 10,000,000 who voted Tory in the country disagree with you. Probably the 10,000,000 who actually pay tax. You are seem to be passionate but deluded - and a cock sucker - the Labour Party don't mind people being miserable so long as everybody is equally miserable, hence the 13 year onslaught of political correctness, equlity bills, and a general dumbing down of standards.

Isn't football great insofar as it can unite Tory pricks like me and Socialist cocksuckers like you eh? Now off you go and make sure you swallow every drop.

Made me smile. Well said.

 

[Robbo]

"Give it to Gordon"
he seems to be free right now

Jimmy G

 

[Anonymous]

Football may be able to unite Tories & Socialists, but it will never be able to unite Bluemooners & mcfnetters ;-)

 

[Corky]

My wage quadroupled under the first 11 years of Labour government, and

Thatcher did take milk from the most vulnerable.

The Blair/Brown Government did, if anything, put vulnerable people to the top of their list.

Older people, children, people with disabilities, excluded people with non-conventional lifestyles were all looked after.

The Tories were against the state pension.

The Tories were in favour of the Poor Laws, with Oliver Twist style workhouses for the poor.

the Tories didn't think women should vote, and that men who didn't own a house shouldn't vote.

God help us all!