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- Thread starter Montgomery Burns
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dandeman2008
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Montgomery Burns said:dandeman2008 said:Yeah I can sort that, the hard drugs that is, not too sure on Hollands pies, im not a fan of the Dutch. When do I get my season ticket?
Not sure yet, but your offer of the drugs is making you an early leader in the betting stakes but the lack of Dutch pies could be a deal breaker. A real game changer could be a copy of the Morning Star at my seat for each match or failing that Cheshire Life.
I'm thinking of doing a Nick Clegg here and whoring myself round - never trust a politician.
I could double up the drugs expedition with a trip to Amsterdam for some pies? Kill two birds with one stone. I've never heard of Morning Star, im assuming thats some sort of Jewish newspaper? Cheshire Life can be sorted, might be able to sort that with a pal round that area, but it may have come from his bog, so there may be a few stains.
Any other requirements?
I also voted Tory because I don't like poor people and I like killing animals for sport. People should get to the top on their own merits, like The Queen and Philip, sorry Pince Phillip did. Their children and their children and their children etc etc. Oh and Lord Snootyarses son did and his son did. My Great Great Grandfather told me that in the First war a white feather was given to cowards. He started his own eider down factory and now we are stinking rich.
Macc Blue said:Royaloak said:Ha ha - if he's as rank and file Labour as he sounds, he'll probably EXPECT to have is arse wiped by somebody else.
Rather that than gobble on Tory shit my Royal friend.
Turn the BBC on now - should cheer you up.
A Blue said:I also voted Tory because I don't like poor people and I like killing animals for sport. People should get to the top on their own merits, like The Queen and Philip, sorry Pince Phillip did. Their children and their children and their children etc etc. Oh and Lord Snootyarses son did and his son did. My Great Great Grandfather told me that in the First war a white feather was given to cowards. He started his own eider down factory and now we are stinking rich.
You've clearly been brainwashed down at the Job Centre - or the drugs have taken their toll.
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Royaloak said:Macc Blue said:Rather that than gobble on Tory shit my Royal friend.
Turn the BBC on now - should cheer you up.
Ha ha ha, that's Macc as in Macclesfield your Lordship, i don't need the BBC to tell me about the Conserative Party and what they stand for.
Montgomery Burns
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dandeman2008 said:Montgomery Burns said:Not sure yet, but your offer of the drugs is making you an early leader in the betting stakes but the lack of Dutch pies could be a deal breaker. A real game changer could be a copy of the Morning Star at my seat for each match or failing that Cheshire Life.
I'm thinking of doing a Nick Clegg here and whoring myself round - never trust a politician.
I could double up the drugs expedition with a trip to Amsterdam for some pies? Kill two birds with one stone. I've never heard of Morning Star, im assuming thats some sort of Jewish newspaper? Cheshire Life can be sorted, might be able to sort that with a pal round that area, but it may have come from his bog, so there may be a few stains.
Any other requirements?
Cheshire Life without the stains? If I'm doffing my cap to the toffs I don't want to see a huge skidmark covering an important society ball. There are limits, after all. So for that reason, you're out.<br /><br />-- Tue May 11, 2010 8:58 pm --<br /><br />
Corky said:Isn't Cheshire Life like Lancashire Life?
Just full of snobs' weddings?
A better class of snob, so my Tory Boy brother tells me.
Royaloak said:A Blue said:I also voted Tory because I don't like poor people and I like killing animals for sport. People should get to the top on their own merits, like The Queen and Philip, sorry Pince Phillip did. Their children and their children and their children etc etc. Oh and Lord Snootyarses son did and his son did. My Great Great Grandfather told me that in the First war a white feather was given to cowards. He started his own eider down factory and now we are stinking rich.
You've clearly been brainwashed down at the Job Centre - or the drugs have taken their toll.
Spent a lot of time down the job centre thanks to Maggie. Redundant three times lost my house in a nice part of wivvy. Thanks for getting wounded for your country lad I will get my flunky to put a few more nails in your park bench. But please can you do it somewhere that the horse don't see you. It scares them you see.