friday morning headlines

[Stiz]

'48,000 bananas pop at same time making the biggest and yellowest bang in history at the city on the jungle stadium!'

 

[Stiz]

'Mark Hughes admits: "im a tosser and actually support man utd!"'

 

[Second Skin]

"45,000 City fans die in mass heart attack as the Blues go through on penalties"

 

[dannybcity]

On your marks, get set, Caciedo.

The race for UEFA cup hots up as the young Ecuadorian sends City through.

 

[Paulmcfc2703]

city fans go bananas as they crash out of the cup due to hughes bringing on Fernandes in the final moments as they look for a goal

 

[es1]

something along the lines of

city/hamburg go bananas

depending on who goes through!

 

[Freestyler]

'Hughes Goes Bananas'

Mark Hughes blaims the bananas for citys defeat as they were to bright and the players couldn't see the ball.

 

[Gazza]

"HUGHESLESS Sad City in Euro Calamity, Arabs lose interest and sponsor Bury FC instead"

 

[Rorz88]

Sparky's Banana skin

 

[Rich]

"Its the Sun Wot Won It"