Funniest/cleverest chants

[mancboy]

Following on from our new version of the follow follow chant which i think is brilliant, what is the funniest or cleverest chant you've heard from us or the opposition

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

You’re not incredible.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

“When you're sat in row Z and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora”

 

[uwerosler28]

That coats from Matalan, during Jose's first ever Chelsea defeat at the etihad.

 

[malg]

The Andy Goram one by the Aberdeen fans. Never been bettered.

 

[bluechippie]

"He's got grey hair and you've seen him on the telly! Oooooh! Ravanelli!

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

"You ate all our chips. You ate all our chips.
You fat bastard. You ate all our chips"

 

[bridgeno1]

Sung to the tune of the Addams Family, directed towards Spurs fans;

'Your father is your brother
Your sister is your mother
You all f*ck one another
The Tottenham family'.

Another one, again directed by Arsenal fans towards Spurs;

'You won the league, in black and white.
You won the league, in black and white.'

I once heard the following at the Emirates from Norwich fans;

'We lose every week. We lose every week. You're nothing special. We lose every week.'

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

"You ate all our chips. You ate all our chips.
You fat bastard. You ate all our chips"

I wonder what @IAteAllOfYourChips! is up to these days.

I could hazard a guess…

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

United fans singing "drink a drink a drink to Eric the King the king the King...."

Got to hand it to Pete Boyle, came up with a belting original chant there.