Funniest/cleverest chants

[Beanhead]

Deeeeeeeedriiiick boyatta, boyatta, boyatta to the tune of Mbeat featuring General Levy always made me smile.

 

[dave1967]

Better at Wembley

Especially as they were collecting their losers medals it couldn’t be edited out

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Alan for England

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Or the other version
Does your daddy own a chippy Sun Jihai
Does your daddy own a chippy Sun Jihai
Does your daddy own a chippy
Daddy own a chippy, daddy own a chippy
(Shouted) Wha' you wan'.

Very much “of its time”

 

[Vienna_70]

Who's up Mary Brown
Who's up Mary Brown

Tommy Docherty
Tommy Docherty

Who the fucking hell is he?

 

[Vienna_70]

Many years ago I was in the Portadown crowd at home to Glenavon. (Northern Ireland). Ports had a winger called Willie Gordon. The song by jilted John was in the charts and Glenavon fans started singing "Gordon is a moron Gordon is a moron" quick as a flash the reply was sent back "just cos he's better looking than you, just cos he's cool and trendy"

1978.

 

[ancoats]

Who the fucking hell is he?

hahaha