Funniest/cleverest chants

[mancboy]

we’ve done this thread before but “you should’ve stayed on your sunbed” and “you’re just a shit Dale Winton” to the orange West Ham fan in the Upton Park days were two of my favourites. He took it in good heart tbf despite his mates absolutely pissing themselves

Have we it didnt come on existing threads, maybe we should chat ric ur search is shit

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Have we it didnt come on existing threads, maybe we should chat ric ur search is shit

What tune is that sung to??

 

[blueju]

Niall Quinn’s disco pants….

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

He actually claimed it as his own. I think it was during an interview in the Bishops Blaize. But yes, the lying fucker, the so called rag songwriter, claimed it as his own.

He needs throwing off the top of some scaffold

 

[Shirley]

At a derby game the Kippax singing loudly “Are you watching Singapore”

Maybe the 5-1 not sure…

 

[BrianW]

Billy McNeill's a wanker,
He wears a wanker's hat,
And when he wears it back to front,
He looks a proper twat.

Very suitable for recycling.

 

[Vienna_70]

Sung to the tune of the Addams Family, directed towards Spurs fans;

'Your father is your brother
Your sister is your mother
You all f*ck one another
The Tottenham family'.

Another one, again directed by Arsenal fans towards Spurs;

'You won the league, in black and white.
You won the league, in black and white.'

I once heard the following at the Emirates from Norwich fans;

'We lose every week. We lose every week. You're nothing special. We lose every week.'

That first one is sung by City at the Nevilles.

 

[Vienna_70]

9/12/2000 - "You should have gone Christmas shopping!" against Everton, when we beat them 5-0.

I know it had probably been done before, but it was the first time I heard it, and I thought it was fucking hilarious.

 

[RiversideBlue]

9/12/2000 - "You should have gone Christmas shopping!" against Everton, when we beat them 5-0.

I know it had probably been done before, but it was the first time I heard it, and I thought it was fucking hilarious.

Normally sung as "you should have gone christmas robbing" when sung to scousers

 

[york away to this!]

You’re not incredible.

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