citymike1969
Well-Known Member
Stood on the Kippax, City had a penalty, right in front of us at the Platt Lane end. There was a bit of a delay due to players arguing about the award of the penalty and people were talking amongst themselves. Finally sorted, waiting for the ref's whistle for the kick to be taken and an acquaintance of mine, who hadn't bothered turning round to face the pitch asked 'have you ever forced your tongue up a bird's arse?'