Funniest comment you’ve heard at a City game

[Grassland Blue]

"Mcminimum's being subbed and he's only been on 11 minutes, any idea why?"
"No idea! Perhaps he's hurt his pointing finger..."

 

[sky tot]

We were 6-0 up against Burnley away when it nearly got abandoned...” Come on City we can win this “

 

[kevin horlocks wand]

A player , can’t remember who, did a fairly feeble shot

bloke behind me shouts “fucking hell, I can cum harder than that. “

 

[Pablo123]

Danny Mills taking a throw in for Leeds and somebody shouted ' your mothers a shit piano player '

 

[forlorn hope]

At a quiet Loftus Road in early 80s bellowed from City fan at QPR keeper "Oi keeper, if brains were made out of cotton wool, you wouldn't have enough to make a budgies tampon" - he seemed to find it amusing. We lost as per usual and just escaped a kicking from group of not quite easily amused Rangers fans on the way back to the station (oh the good old days eh?!)

 

[RiversideBlue]

At the front, to Danny Mills whose about to take a throw in:-
"Danny, Danny, Danny" Mills turns around and stares " There's a seat here son!"

 

[RiversideBlue]

To a blind city fan, after another defeat, "you lucky bastard, you didn't have to watch it"

 

[WestGorton]

Huddersfield away new year early eighties. We've had turkey we've had roast all you've had is sheep on toast..

 

[OliMCFC]

Maybe not all that funny but very much so at the time. Some bloke behind me for the derby last season at the Etihad, when we were doing that tons of passes move for the third goal, he was going mental screaming JUST *UCKING SHOOT IT YOU DOZY C**TS, few seconds later Gundo fires it past De Gea. Didn't hear a word from him again the rest of the season.

 

[55yr old teenager]

Person who sits behind me was going mental about all the high crosses into the box, he shouts, why do you keep doing that cant you see we've got a team of bloody midgets. Made me lol