Funniest names in football?

[Ancient Citizen]

Never forget "Royle axes Dickov!"

 

[MasCad22]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabián_Assmann

 

[uncle fester]

Thought that guy who got a hat trick against Celtic last night had a decent name - Ricky Van Wolfswinkel

and another favourite is the Spaniard Juan K'Stain
(made that last one up sorry)

 

[Franny Lee's Barrel Chest]

Julian Dicks
Uwe Fuchs
Stefan Kuntz

Put em together and what have you got?

If only they'd played in the same team and made up a midfield threesome...

 

[mammyjam]

dong wang

robert 'f*cking' green

 

[laserblue]

villa's half back line for a short time in the 60's was (wait for it).

brown
arce
hole

oscar arce was an argentinian & barrie hole was a welsh international. not sure who the brown was though.

 

[keemcfc]

Neville Neville and Cumminges...

Oh and Danny Shittu.

Is Yaya funny?

 

[BWTAC]

Norman Conquest.

Juan Kossov on the bench (made up)

 

[happy]

Rueben Agboola (ex-Southampton)

 

[Outlaw]

Vagner Love
AND
Danny Shittu!!

 

[laserblue]

Kuntz

There is a bit of commentary from Euro 96 when England played them, sorry it was the czech republic game. Dnno how to post youtube clips though. Hilarious

here it is

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VCJVZ2I9zY[/youtube]

 

[pinkwheeltrim]

Only funny because it sounds far to posh for a football player.......

Forbes Philipston Masters!!

Used to play for Southhampton I think.

 

[swifty]

Seriously wtf were the parents thinking..


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[Gaylord du Bois]

Kuntz

There is a bit of commentary from Euro 96 when England played them, sorry it was the czech republic game. Dnno how to post youtube clips though. Hilarious

The original "three lions" vid had Kuntz on the back of every German players shirt.

 

[The Flash]

Marco Boogers

 

[tiggsywiggsywoo]

Bernt Haas......... Now he was on fire!

 

[BlueTG]

Bernt Haas......... Now he was on fire!

hahahaha!

 

[peoffrey]

There were celeb names too. Robbie Williams and Paul Weller both played professional football at a lower league level.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

There were celeb names too. Robbie Williams and Paul Weller both played professional football at a lower league level.

In the mid 80's, Peter Sutcliffe played for Chester!

 

[dazdon]

While at Benfica, Germany keeper Hans-Jorg Butt was briefly understudy to former Portugal No.1 Quim .

Germany’s Under-20 manager, a former East German international and one-club man with Dynamo Dresden, is named Ralf Minge .

Long linked with a Premier League move, time is running out for an English club to snap up the services of Marseille right back Rod Fanni .

Part of the Dutch side thumped 4-1 by England at Wembley in Euro 96, Johan de Kock won an unlucky 13 caps for Holland.

Roberto Martinez’s Wigan reign began to go wrong the moment his move for Chilean centre back Waldo Ponce broke down last year. Instead Ponce joined the best-named team in Chile – O’Higgins.

Briefly in the limelight with Independiente and Celta Vigo, Argentinean striker Mario Turdo is currently without a club.

Winger Wayne Wanklyn played in the same Reading side as keeper Steve Death.

An early England one-cap wonder, Segar Bastard naturally went on to become a referee.