Funniest names in football?

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Kuntz

There is a bit of commentary from Euro 96 when England played them, sorry it was the czech republic game. Dnno how to post youtube clips though. Hilarious

"And the ball is played through to the 2 German strikers. Kuntz."

 

[mcfcdjr]

Waldo Ponce

 

[john@staustell]

Nyron Nosworthy always struck me as a bit of a nonsense at a christening.

 

[barney8]

Bernd Hölzenbein. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernd_Hölzenbein

Hölzenbein means "wooden leg" in german

 

[Deleted member 14625]

Jonathan Goodwilly

 

[wahablue]

Paul Kinnell.The number of times I said that about Jo last night.

 

[tomhawley]

Jonathan Goodwilly

HAHA gets me every single time on Soccer Saturday

 

[MCFC87]

Slur Alex Fergiscum

 

[jjbennett]

That lad who netted a hat-trick against Celtic last night made me chuckle; Ricky van Wolfswinkel!

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

jan vennegoor of hesselink

Thank you sir thats your printed shirt. That will be £190 please