I man who stands behind me, he is a big fella with blond hair and doesn't have a Manc accent. He lives in Sheffield with his wife and two kids. His wife isn't much to look at but a nice woman. His kids are 8 and 10 and really like swimming and playing on the Xbox.
They all went on holiday to Turkey last year and really liked the cheap prices but not the hassle you get from the restaurant owners. They went for two weeks and apart from the week long affair his wife had with a waiter and the STD she caught they had a lovely time
Sometimes he wears a city coat, sometimes he wears a different coat and sometimes he doesn't wear a coat at all.
He gets the train to the match so he can have a beer, and he gets the train home so he doesn’t have to walk.
He lives in a semi detached house with and orange door and an unkempt garden he drives a Corsa, it's a 5 door manual, with a 1.2 litre engine which he parks on the drive and does around 30K miles a year. He insures it through direct line because he likes Stephen Fry.
He has got a dog called Toby who is a little shit and eats his post but he loves him anyway.
He likes reading, swimming, going to the cinema and spending time with friends and family. But not his uncle Dave who used to touch him when he was younger he finds it hard to talk about Dave and bottles it all up but sometimes it all gets too much and he goes on a massive bender. He usually ends up under a bridge on the canal getting sucked off by some random gay he then kicks shit out of the gay before having a good cry.
His favourite colour is white.
Once he said Fuck off Fergie.
