Funny Film Quotes

[tommyhair]

(Colin Farrell) That's for John Lennon, ya yanky ****. In Bruges

 

[markyboyblue]

Bad Santa is on Channel 5 at 9pm on 21/12/11. I firmly believe this to be one of the funniest films ever made.

"You aint gonna shit right for a week" he says when he's shagging the girl in the ladies changing room.<br /><br />-- Sat Dec 17, 2011 12:09 am --<br /><br />

Anchorman


Ron Burgundy: Well, that's going to do it for all of us here at Channel 4 News. You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?
Ed Harken: Damn it, who typed a question mark on the teleprompter? For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, Burgundy will read!

"I love lamp"

 

[malg]

Play it to the bone:

"If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one dick, they don't call him a bridge-builder... they call him a cocksucker."

hahaha....not seen the film, but I actually laughed out loud at that quote. Might have to watch that.

As for Bad Santa....simply stunning film.

Oh, and Airplane - 'you ever seen a grown man naked?'

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2A194yTWoQ&feature=relmfu[/youtube]

 

[bluebird113]

He's not the messaiah he's a very naughty boy
The Life of Brian
'

 

[tonea2003]

this scene from the terminator always makes me laugh

The Terminator: [picking up guns] The 12-gauge auto-loader.
Pawn Shop Clerk: That's Italian. You can go pump or auto.
[Hands the Terminator the pump action shotgun]
The Terminator: The .45 long slide, with laser sighting.
Pawn Shop Clerk: [Hands the Terminator a .45 gun] These are brand new; we just got them in. That's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can't miss. Anything else?
The Terminator: Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.
Pawn Shop Clerk: Hey, just what you see, pal!
The Terminator: [Looks around] The Uzi nine millimeter.
Pawn Shop Clerk: You know your weapons, buddy. Any one of these is ideal for home defense. So uh, which will it be?
The Terminator: [Pointing the 12-gage shotgun towards the door] All.
Pawn Shop Clerk: I may close early today. There's a 15-day wait on the hand guns but the rifles you can take right now.
[Takes out forms]
Pawn Shop Clerk: And you have to fill these out too.
[Sees the terminator load his 12-gage shotgun]
Pawn Shop Clerk: You can't do that.
The Terminator: Wrong!
[the Termiator shoots the clerk]

 

[bada bing]

Little Kid : Manchester, Manchester, you from Manchester, you like Manchester ?
Jay : Yeah, Yeah, near Manchester
Neil : No your not

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihd5fZbTMn4" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihd5fZbTMn4</a>

 

[colourmeblue]

Withnail: Are you the farmer?
Marwood: Shut up, I'll deal with this.
Withnail: We've gone on holiday by mistake. We're in this cottage here. Are you the farmer?
Marwood: Stop saying that Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer!

 

[skillman]

*takes drink and has a sip*..."Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox!" - Goodfellas.

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

Little Kid : Manchester, Manchester, you from Manchester, you like Manchester ?
Jay : Yeah, Yeah, near Manchester
Neil : No your not

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihd5fZbTMn4" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihd5fZbTMn4</a>

Haha class!

 

[ELL107T]

High Fidelity, Barry (Jack Black) dealing with a customer...

Customer: Hi, do you have the song "I Just Called To Say I Love You"? It's for my daughter's birthday.
Barry: Yeah we have it.
Customer: Great great... Well, can I have it?
Barry: No, you can't.
Customer: Why not?!
Barry: Because it's sentimental tacky crap that's why. Do we look like a store that sells "I Just Called to Say I Love You"? Go to the mall!
Customer: What's your problem?!
Barry: Do you even know your daughter? There's no way she likes that song! Oh oh oh wait! Is she in a coma?
Customer: Oh, okay buddy. I didn't know it was 'Pick on the Middle-Aged Square Guy Day'. My apologies. I'll be on my way.
Barry: (sarcastically) Buh-bye!
Customer: Fuck you!