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PINK PANTHER: "I thought you said you'r durg (dog) did not bite" ?, "that is not my durg"
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Funny Film Quotes
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Ntini77
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Shooter McGavin: You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
Happy Gilmore: [laughing] You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: [long pause] No!
Happy Gilmore: [laughing] You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: [long pause] No!
Ntini77
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Ding Dong said:Steve Martin "Mmmm nice beaver"
Wasn't that Leslie Nielsen?
jimharri
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Correct.Ntini77 said:Ding Dong said:Steve Martin "Mmmm nice beaver"
Wasn't that Leslie Nielsen?
What about;
Bart: ''Well, Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what's your pleasure? What do you like to do?''
Jim: ''Oh, I don't know. Play chess... screw...''
Bart: [quickly] ''Well, let's play chess.''
Pigeonho
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I watched this the other night. This scene cracks me up, especially 2mins onwards.
'Loui-isssssss!!'
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGXkYEe0NsA&feature=related[/youtube]
'Loui-isssssss!!'
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGXkYEe0NsA&feature=related[/youtube]
Rushton121
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ByHXhs9GLM[/youtube]
jimharri
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Some crackers from ''Snatch'';
Customs official: ''Anything to declare?''
Avi: ''Yeah. Don't go to England.''
Turkish: ''You take sugar?
Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.''
Vinny: ''Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?''
Tyrone: ''It's too tight.''
Vinny: ''Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that.''
Vinny: ''I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from, eh?''
Policeman: ''So, what you doin here?''
Turkish: ''I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?''
Policeman: ''What's in the car?''
Turkish: ''Seats and a steering wheel.''
Brick Top: ''Of course, fucking of course. I wasn't asking, I was telling.''
Brick Top: ''Are you taking the piss?''
Vinny: ''Did he have four fingers?''
Sol: ''I'm sorry, I couldn't get the bin-noc-u-lars out in time.''
Customs official: ''Anything to declare?''
Avi: ''Yeah. Don't go to England.''
Turkish: ''You take sugar?
Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.''
Vinny: ''Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?''
Tyrone: ''It's too tight.''
Vinny: ''Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that.''
Vinny: ''I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from, eh?''
Policeman: ''So, what you doin here?''
Turkish: ''I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?''
Policeman: ''What's in the car?''
Turkish: ''Seats and a steering wheel.''
Brick Top: ''Of course, fucking of course. I wasn't asking, I was telling.''
Brick Top: ''Are you taking the piss?''
Vinny: ''Did he have four fingers?''
Sol: ''I'm sorry, I couldn't get the bin-noc-u-lars out in time.''