Funny names you’ve come across

[goalmole]

Worked with a supplier in the US who had a guy called Dick Lenth working for them.

With all the names in the world to choose from, why do parents do this to their children?
The mind boggles.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Not a person but yesterday was looking at a menu of a Chinese restaurant and they had Fuk Kin rice

 

[PPT]

Annette Kurton.

 

[its a Barm]

I knew I guy dead now his name was Richard head and yes everyone called him dick.

 

[Eccles Blue]

I’ve not really noticed this thread properly before but by a strange coincidence a posting on FB just came up from one of my nutty friends, a couple have just named their baby girl after their favourite dish from their favourite restaurant. They’ve named her Pakora. They’ve even sent a message via Justeat to the restaurant to tell them! And posted a photo of the baby.
Strange world.

 

[Barcon]

I’ve not really noticed this thread properly before but by a strange coincidence a posting on FB just came up from one of my nutty friends, a couple have just named their baby girl after their favourite dish from their favourite restaurant. They’ve named her Pakora. They’ve even sent a message via Justeat to the restaurant to tell them! And posted a photo of the baby.
Strange world.

Bloody hell. It's a good thing I would never do that.

Fettuccini alla Napoletana New England crab cakes Barcon.

 

[He’stheleftbackremember]

My old boss, Mr Cannon, had a picture of his daughter Lucy on the wall, when I asked him if she was a Luce Cannon he told me to get out of his office, I thought it was funny anyway

 

[dickie davies]

I met a buyer once who's name was "Dick Brittle "

School friends mum was called Vivian Phythian
And another mate's mum was called Joan Jones

Then there are the farting names

Frank "Bough"
Donald "Trump"
Jack the "Ripper"

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

A husband and wife were once asked why they had called their daughter “Cologne”, to which they replied that they were both Liverpool fans and had named her after the song “You’ll never walk alone”!

 

[East Level 2]

I’ve not really noticed this thread properly before but by a strange coincidence a posting on FB just came up from one of my nutty friends, a couple have just named their baby girl after their favourite dish from their favourite restaurant. They’ve named her Pakora. They’ve even sent a message via Justeat to the restaurant to tell them! And posted a photo of the baby.
Strange world.

That child will have her revenge when she chooses a care home for the parents.