Funny names you’ve come across

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

There was (may still be) a reporter for the MEN called
Wayne Ankers

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Annette Kurton.

Pull yourself together!

 

[laserblue]

I once worked with a bloke called Norman Knight.

 

[Magicpole]

Funny names.

I remember watching Post Man Pat with my three sons. That may seem cute to some, but they are all over 25, we need help.

Joking, we watched it when they were at that age where, if you have to look after them all day, as they try to kill each other and themselves, the whole fucking day, you realise that a Monday morning at Uni isn’t too bad. In fact a fucking lifeboat. But, anyway, Postman Pat, in it was a character called Mrs Goggins and I marvelled at how that sounded when you said it, and whoever came up with it, I tipped my hat.,even though I don’t suit them. I think my hair won’t have it being covered. Makes sense. It’s lovely.,

Fast forward a right while and I had moved into a top floor flat in a Victorian tenement, and as I looked across at the name of our neighbour, you know where I’m going with this. Unless you’re from Stoke then just keep reading. But there it was in beautifully crafted brass. Murphy.


No, it was indeed Goggins. And she was a lovely woman. Thanks Pat.

 

[A57 the snake]

Met a bloke through friends called Hugh jardon .

 

[Protein Junkie]

There was a guy I knew called Gary Oakey.
The best one was interviewing a guy who gave up his last job because he had no transport. His name was Ivor Carr. True Story.

 

[cinnamon]

Odd Strange.

(Not kidding. Here he is in the Norwegian phone book)

 

[Barcon]

I sometimes refer to the wife as Baroness Von Beaverhausen.

 

[balotellishaircut]

Used to go to school with a girl called Theresa Green.

 

[blue by birth]

In a graveyard in Hyde there is a Fanny Bush