Funny one-off chants

[anelka39]

away at Port Vale in 97/98 we were 1-0 down at half time and as ht entertainment they had a disabled football match taking place so City fans sang "are you City in disguise"

 

[bluesteve1964]

Ajax after the game when we were locked in.
Stadium announcer. " Message for Kenneth Warburton. Your passport has been found and can be collected from the stadium police station"
Seconds later to the tune of 'footballs coming home'
"Kenneths going home, he's going home, he going. kenneths going home......."
We do have some witty b*****ds watching us. Put a smile on my face.

 

[Burnage Rick]

Lads at Ajax sang the Yaya - Kolo song, but used Ian and David Brightwell!

Really made me laugh

 

[york away to this!]

love this thread!

"there's only one old lady" or something to that old dear on the big screens last season

I do also recall howling at the gay running chap...

 

[DannyBoy2890]

Ajax after the game when we were locked in.
Stadium announcer. " Message for Kenneth Warburton. Your passport has been found and can be collected from the stadium police station"
Seconds later to the tune of 'footballs coming home'
"Kenneths going home, he's going home, he going. kenneths going home......."
We do have some witty b*****ds watching us. Put a smile on my face.

Haha yeah, came on this thread to write the exact same thing.

 

[danhepworth]

You've had your throw in now fuck off home

 

[droylsdenblue]

While jock stein was Leeds manager years back we were giving them a hiding at Maine road, the kippax sang jock strap jock strap...

Was it villa in the league cup this season when the kippax sang you must have ate all your tickets to a fat villa fan.

After his affair with rags physio came to light...To tommy doc at derby, he shot, he cum, all over Mary's bum, tommy doc tommy doc...

 

[117 M34]

Tranmere away when we were shit.
They kept kicking the ball in to the city end and the city fans kept robbing the ball. Eventually they ran out of balls...

...You're shit and you've got no balls

 

[law74]

Porto away last season "Manchester's a shithole, we wanna stay here"