Funny stats to upset United fans

[Bald fraud]

You’re a bunch of cheating bastards! Sit back watch their heads explode! I’ve got three of the fuckers on the go now they just can’t handle it! There’ll probably be at least 25 of them outside their megastore tomorrow in zebra pants!

 

[Irlamblue]

You`ve been done for both match fixing and FFP .
Does that count as a double

 

[City Raider]

They’re all twats.

Is that a stat?

 

[bitterblue78]

Tainted

 

[AliBobbyJ]

I know this was mean of me but couldn't resist.
Bloke & his missus and two kids in rag shirts asked me the way to Macy's (NYC) today. I thought for a moment then said "u****d got to the Cup Final and came second in the league, didn't you?" "I guess we did" replied dad rag. I told them they could guess their way to Macy's too and left them to it.

 

[horlock_was_super]

A family Christening today, first family gathering since the Perfect Treble.

Piss taking all day with the in-laws and won every single point.

Couldn’t think of a single reply to the last one though.

”If Mendy is innocent then so is O J Simpson!” Yep that’s how petty it got.

This site is often accused of being full of looneys and not rights ( true - happy to admit to it too - I take the anti Groucho stance of being glad to be a member of being a member of a club that would have me as one) Today my lovely Blues I went into battle armed with all my known and gained knowledge from on here.

It got that far down the food chain that I was quoting Clayton Blackmore as a c*nt.

Not a single one of my in-laws goes to the swamp, they’ve always been smart arsed twats and I have kept the peace for my GLW.

She’s a proper Blue now she’s just sat back today and let me take every fucking one of them down.

 

[Bluearmy]

Dont like to act clever but didn't Maglier get one at Leicester

BwahahahahahahHahahahahahahhaha

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

3 Times:

6-1 1926 and 2011 at the swamp
6-3 at the Emptihad 2022

They're on the right trajectory then...

 

[i went to rotherham]

I know this was mean of me but couldn't resist.
Bloke & his missus and two kids in rag shirts asked me the way to Macy's (NYC) today. I thought for a moment then said "u****d got to the Cup Final and came second in the league, didn't you?" "I guess we did" replied dad rag. I told them they could guess their way to Macy's too and left them to it.

You missed a golden opportunity to send them miles in the wrong direction !!

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

I know this was mean of me but couldn't resist.
Bloke & his missus and two kids in rag shirts asked me the way to Macy's (NYC) today. I thought for a moment then said "u****d got to the Cup Final and came second in the league, didn't you?" "I guess we did" replied dad rag. I told them they could guess their way to Macy's too and left them to it.

When asked "How do I get to Carnegie Hall", Jack Benny joked "Practice, Practice, Practice".