Funny stats to upset United fans

[The Salford lad.]

You missed a golden opportunity to send them miles in the wrong direction !!

Living on Cross Lane in the 80s on Salford precinct, I would send car loads of reds the wrong way when they asked for directions to Owe Trafford…

 

[blue44]

Living on Cross Lane in the 80s on Salford precinct, I would send car loads of reds the wrong way when they asked for directions to Owe Trafford…

Id send the muppets towards Oldham or Mossley if they asked me in Ashton

 

[Spurs quarter 69]

Still a terrible record of two conceded in each Derby game. De Gea has also shipped loads against Liverpool. It must be the worst record in big games of any United goalkeeper (apart from Paddy Roche of course). United fans must be deluded if they really think he is any good.

He was there man of the match in the sick Swan, only reason we didn't hit double figures.

 

[bennyboy]

He was there man of the match in the sick Swan, only reason we didn't hit double figures.

Was he fuck.lol

 

[TinFoilHat]

United are Shite!

More a fact than I stat I know.

 

[Vic]

Not a stat but courtesy of this morning's Cheers episode.

"If it wasn't for people like you, how would we know who the winners are?"

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

How did I miss this thread?!


They are cheating cunts.

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

We've done both trebles. And without the help of the referees. C***S!

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

He was there man of the match in the sick Swan, only reason we didn't hit double figures.

Should have saved Silvas at the near post and Dzeko last one. Also hopeless on crosses leading to Dzekos first and Sergio. He is useless.

 

[Deleted member 81382]

Sheffield United and Burnley are the only two teams in the league that have scored less goals than them.