Funny things at a City game / City fans have done

I remember Walking out of the baseball ground about 20 years ago after Derby had scored goal number 5. Then there was a muted cheer coming from the ground. Someone shouts out "thank f**k for that we got 1. Then another city fan with a radio to his ear replies " no derby just scored a sixth " Everyone just pissed themselves laughing
 
Staggering through the kippax in the late seventies towards the man u fans, when sheer panic amongst the blues as they all rushed past me, left me standing on my own with smoke gushing out everywhere from a smoke bomb that had been thrown into our section.

Through a beer sozzled brain i thought it would be fun to kick it and see if it went bang. It didnt, but city fans fell over themselves to get out the way .I then picked it up and threw it with all my power at gordon hill from half way back in the kippax. Game was stopped for about 7-8 minutes. I pissed myself laughing but nobody else was ,oops time to get lost in the crowd.
 
Fulham away about 4 years ago:

stuck in slow moving traffic in London and needed a piss, so got an empty bottle and knelt down at the back of the mini-bus and had a piss in the bottle! after getting my aim right in the hole I looked out of the window at the back of the mini-bus and saw a few middle aged women in a car looking straight at me wondering why I was looking at them with a smirk on my face, then I got one of them shivvers you get near the end of the piss, missed the bottle and pissed the last bit on my hand! I'd finished and I held the bottle up and gave a smile and a wink to the women in the car - they were not impressed! then 2 other lads did the same thing!

then the traffic stopped moving and saw a bus lane nearby, the driver said "can we go in the bus lane?" everyone replied "yeah we're a mini-bus, that's a bus innit!?!" then as we proceded to drive down the bus lane we were all hanging out of the windows singing to everyone we drove past who were sat in their cars (to the tune of "here we go here we
go here we go...") "we're a bus we're a bus we're a bus"! singing it loud and proud like we'd won the league!! the locals must have thought we were stupid! then we got to Fulham and got off the bus, still singing "we're a bus" - Fellow City fans must have thought we were stupid!

after the game - which I nearly got kicked out of for puttin the bottles of beer they sold at them stalls by The Thames down me pants in me pockets in the rim of me socks and tried to gt back into the stand with them all when I dropped about 3 infront of a steward who for some reason didn't find it funny - we were walking out of the ground back towards the mini-bus when, for some unknown reason I had a moment of madness, and ran up to an old granny I grabbed her arse with 2 hands then I saw some bloke in a wheel chair with his drivers door open ready to get in and I ran and got in the car and pretended to drive it, even making race car noises! a policewoman came over to see what the fuck I was playing at and I got out o the car and gave her a big kiss on the lips! I turned around with my arms I the air - remember I'd been drinking all day - as if I'd scored a goal and I actually thought everyone would have been disgusted in my behaviour but everyone doenthe street was pissin themselves...I made a fair few hundred people laugh, takes some doing that! thankfully the granny, the man in the wheel chair and the police woman couldn't help but laugh along with everyone else!

We got back to our mini-bus and we got a map out, one of the lads shut his eyes and randomly pointed to somewhere! it was Rugby! so we went to Rugby to have a night out! I can't remember anything that happened in Rugby but I'm sure we caused some havoc!!

What a trip that was!
 
bluedabber said:
BTH said:
I work in an office full of plastics who wind me up no end. Not because they never go, but because they never go and yet seem to speak with such authority about a game they pretend to love although they never get their hands in their pockets to actually go to a match; it's all regurgitated crap they get off the telly.

One day last week I was telling one of the girls that when City fans get together they'll normally say "Did you go to... ?' or "Do you remember such a thing?" The rags, on the other hand, just compare the size of their respective tellys or wonder which pub they'll be watching the next match on. They wouldn't know where to start with a thread like this: "Er, I was in my living room watching this match once and, er..."

I was lucky enough to have been at most of the games mentioned in this thread. The Frankinstein fight at West Brom was hilarious and I seem to recall a paddling pool joining in as well. The Frankinsteins were owned by photographer Kevin Cummins and former MSV editor Steve Welsh respectively - the latter was wearing the old blue away shirt with the red and white sash. Steve comes on here so he'll correct me if I'm wrong.

The funniest thing I can recall off the top of my head was when City lost 1-0 at Notts County in the FA Cup in 1991 and tickets were at a premium. Three or four lads I know from Didsbury travelled without tickets in the hope that they'd be able to get them outside. They couldn't. Shortly after the kick-off I saw them all walking around the perimeter of the pitch towards our end, carrying a cardboard box each. They'd found them outside, walked through the main entrance with them, told the old duffer on the desk that they'd ran out of hot dogs in the away end and were waved through without any further ado. You'd never get away with a stunt like that these days!
I was at the both west brom and palace away games, both great days still talked about now with lads I dont see to often. When the paddling pool appeared at wba the whole away end started singing 'paddling pool, paddling pool, paddling pool'. Also, I think the scrap was between T-REX and a Frankie the other Frankie then joined in, this set off a massive round of 'banana aggro'. If memory serves at the palace game didn't Little and Large run round with a replica fa cup at half time? I know I swapped scarves with a palace fan at Norwood station to wear in the pub for the fa cup final.
I knew one Frankie couldnt have taken Dinosaur!
 
Bolton away in 2004:

We'd actually won a game at Bolton and everyone was buzzing, it was right before Christmas n'all so we were all in a good mood! well that was until we walked up to the nearby train station and a big fat copper was waving all Bolton fans to the left and City fans to the right and the trains to Manchester went through Bolton and the fat policedude was only letting Bolton fans on the trains and had a gate locked in front of all blues stopping them getting on the platform!

I shouted summet like "OI FAT CONTROLLER WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE ALLOWED ON THE FUCKIN TRAIN? IT'S FREEZIN ERE!!" I think he was gonna kick us out of the queue but a load of fellow blues started singing the tune to Thomas the Tank Engine!!!!!

we finally got on the train, and we all sang the Thomas tune all the way home!

went 5th Ave that night n'all n pulled a fit bird! (those were the days!)
 
Andy Morrison tonguing Stan Collymore against Fulham.

Also the same player jumping for a header against Colchester I think. A player called Fumacher jumped up with him and hit the floor unconscious. Quality lol.
 
danburge82 said:
Bolton away in 2004:

We'd actually won a game at Bolton and everyone was buzzing, it was right before Christmas n'all so we were all in a good mood! well that was until we walked up to the nearby train station and a big fat copper was waving all Bolton fans to the left and City fans to the right and the trains to Manchester went through Bolton and the fat policedude was only letting Bolton fans on the trains and had a gate locked in front of all blues stopping them getting on the platform!

I shouted summet like "OI FAT CONTROLLER WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE ALLOWED ON THE FUCKIN TRAIN? IT'S FREEZIN ERE!!" I think he was gonna kick us out of the queue but a load of fellow blues started singing the tune to Thomas the Tank Engine!!!!!

we finally got on the train, and we all sang the Thomas tune all the way home!

went 5th Ave that night n'all n pulled a fit bird! (those were the days!)
This ^^^ is exactly what i love about fellow city fans.
 
I pursueded my mate to come to a Sheffield Utd game away sometime in the late 60s, he agreed and after getting an earbashing from his girlfriend we drove there. We ended up in the Sheffield utd end with a bunch of city lads, and before the game started we were getting pelted with all sorts of crap and an orange hit my mate square on the nose, he looked a bit like Zab at the weekend, I caught it on the rebound and flung it back from the direction it came from. A copper then rushed into us and grabbed my mate and yanked him out saying he was being arrested for throwing oranges. He was ejected and summoned plus a busted nose and eventually fined 30 quid for something I did. We won 3-1 I think and played a blinder and he never saw a player on the pitch. My mate never forgave me even now he goes on about it.
 
gagiesotherhalf said:
the kippax wall said:
City fans berating a horrible little tranny/Benny Hill type deviant in the square just off the Reeperbaun (and him buzzing off it!). Looking at the faces of those Blackburn dicks when we took over their ground... etc etc.


Anyone remember 'George Best' from Hamburg 2002?
Fuckin hilarious! I've got a picture of him somewhere, will dig it out one time and get it posted (all my pics are in storage at the mo).
"Can you drink another Stella Georgie Best...."

Fuck me I remember that, also Nicky Weaver ( Out injured ) on the lash he said " I'm not Nick I'm me brother "
 

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