Gabriel Jesus - 2017 performances

[RandomJ]

Anyone else seen the "expert" analysis of Jermaine Jenas on the BBC website saying he's not been impressed by Jesus the way he was with Rooney or Owen. Might as well just sell him now.

 

[Jumanji]

At one point in that 2nd half he was going mad with his team mates and demanded that they press the ball.

Brilliant.

Yep I remember that as well. Was a nice little moment.

 

[oneslice]

I'm trying to think of which other nineteen year old striker I have seen that looked this good; I'm struggling.

19 year old Brazillian Ronaldo is undoubtedly the GOAT

 

[City_Sean]

This kid has it all, his work ethic is infectious and he's ice cold in front of goal. What a player we have on our hands.

 

[Blue Smarties]

Anyone else seen the "expert" analysis of Jermaine Jenas on the BBC website saying he's not been impressed by Jesus the way he was with Rooney or Owen. Might as well just sell him now.

What does Jenas know about football? He spent more time on the physio table than he did the pitch. Fucking window licker.

 

[Ashleymcduff]

My rag friend sent me the red cafe Jesus thread looool the butt hurt is real for some of those guys ..
Calling him a tap in merchant and one of the most exspensive players of all time

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Some of his touches yesterday where quality. One in the second half from a long ball, took it down and directed it in a way that he could beat two men, led to us winning a free kick.

 

[Phil1]

Doesn't 'dab' enough for me.
I want somebody who can sell shirts and create a buzz on social media, not somebody who goes on the pitch and works tirelessly for his team mates whilst producing glimpses of genius and securing three points. Who the fuck wants that when you can create a stir for having your own emoji.. whatever the fuck one of those are..

 

[mrtwiceaseason]

Doesn't 'dab' enough for me.
I want somebody who can sell shirts and create a buzz on social media, not somebody who goes on the pitch and works tirelessly for his team mates whilst producing glimpses of genius and securing three points. Who the fuck wants that when you can create a stir for having your own emoji.. whatever the fuck one of those are..

Needs to do something with his hair and have a bromance with sane !

 

[City_Sean]

Doesn't 'dab' enough for me.
I want somebody who can sell shirts and create a buzz on social media, not somebody who goes on the pitch and works tirelessly for his team mates whilst producing glimpses of genius and securing three points. Who the fuck wants that when you can create a stir for having your own emoji.. whatever the fuck one of those are..

Spot on.