Garth Crooks' Team of the Week

Haaland is in this week but what caught my eye is that he's claiming Palmer is the best English talent since Glen Hoddle
The obese toad said that Erling's third and fourth goals were off the chart.

Now, I know the third was a great penalty, but for Crooks to call it off the chart is rather OTT for a spot kick.

It makes me wonder if he has actually seen them.
 
He also said this when selecting Haaland:

"Pep Guardiola gave his players two days off prior to the visit of Wolves at Etihad Stadium. A clear message from their manager, if ever there was one, that his players should take some time out and think long and hard about the relevance of their remaining games."

Is he that clueless? (don't answer, I know he is) They all got time off because they are all fucked because it's been a long season.
 
He also said this when selecting Haaland:

"Pep Guardiola gave his players two days off prior to the visit of Wolves at Etihad Stadium. A clear message from their manager, if ever there was one, that his players should take some time out and think long and hard about the relevance of their remaining games."

Is he that clueless? (don't answer, I know he is) They all got time off because they are all fucked because it's been a long season.
He then says that Haaland got brought off for reasons unknown - despite saying what you posted earlier, that there is huge relevance to the remaining games....i mean, it's ghost written obviously, but the ghost is fucking clueless.
 

Team of the season, so much wrong with this. No Rodri, you know, the guy who is unbeaten since Adam was a lad, runners up have 4, champions have 3, Akanji over Ake, don't get me wrong, Akanji is probably bargain of the decade, but as a defender Ake has him every which way but speed, Virgil Van fucking Dyke, is it 2022 again? Jordan TRex Pickford, obviously the waistcoat had a say in this one, and last but not least, honourable mention to that stellar player Jurgen Klopp.

surprisingly, HYS turned off for this article
 

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