Garth Crooks' Team of the Week

He makes a living from putting a few new players who got some press into his team every week, and getting clicks and comments!

I wonder sometimes if he doesn’t keep track of the underrepresented teams and go out of his way to shoehorn one of their players into his team.

This week’s comments on KDB would have been spot on 9 weeks out of 10, but this week he got unlucky and saw the only KDB highlight of the game and extrapolated it waaaay too far!

I actually made the comment that his passing looked like he’d put his boots on the wrong feet! After that cross with his left (wrong) foot, I might have been right! ;-P
 
Kdb in team of the week, apparently he was spraying majestic passes all match despite the general consensus on here being he was shit aside from his assist. I'm envious of his ability to steal a living.
He was spraying passes all match but unfortunately not to our players so the fat twat has a point
 
A future Garth Crooks TOTW;-

Midfield - Mason Mount, Jack Grealish, Ratface Fernandes (All three having scored in the previous weekend)
Mount is a midfield player but why don't City play Mendy anymore? Jack Grealish is doing well in the Villa side, it's a pity that Pep hasn't played Mendy for City. Fernandes has bought a new lease of life to United can we say the same for Mendy at City?
 
If you are a defender and score, then you make his totw, simples. With Stones and Diaz though, he did state that they were "doing the job" of Jesus and Aguero!!!! (always a caveat with our players).

The term "team game" is lost on a dinosaur like this guy.
 
A future Garth Crooks TOTW;-

Midfield - Mason Mount, Jack Grealish, Ratface Fernandes (All three having scored in the previous weekend)
Mount is a midfield player but why don't City play Mendy anymore? Jack Grealish is doing well in the Villa side, it's a pity that Pep hasn't played Mendy for City. Fernandes has bought a new lease of life to United can we say the same for Mendy at City?


Is that you Girth?

;)
 
He makes a living from putting a few new players who got some press into his team every week, and getting clicks and comments!

I wonder sometimes if he doesn’t keep track of the underrepresented teams and go out of his way to shoehorn one of their players into his team.

This week’s comments on KDB would have been spot on 9 weeks out of 10, but this week he got unlucky and saw the only KDB highlight of the game and extrapolated it waaaay too far!

I actually made the comment that his passing looked like he’d put his boots on the wrong feet! After that cross with his left (wrong) foot, I might have been right! ;-P

There isn't a comments box on on his columns, the BBC website is mainly for domestic consumption. No revenue generation by advertising unless you are viewing (via bbc.com) in overseas.
 
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