Garth Crooks' Team of the Week

[dickie davies]

Why? Black people are just as capable of being fat, embarrassing cunts as everybody else.

As a white, Anglo saxon male I take great offence at that as I've never met, or seen an overweight embarrassing white male who is also a ****, with the exception of Neil Custis

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

As a white, Anglo saxon male, I take great offence at that as I've never met, or have seen an overweight embarrassing white male who is also a ****, with the exception of Neil Custis

And his brother.

 

[bluealf]

In my opinion it's fuck all to do with ethnicity..he's a fat fucking useless rag and Scouse sycophant..

Don't forget his love of Spurs.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Dias and Laporte are in though he questions their physically saying he knew they are good on the ball but he doesn't think they are up to being strong. He's obviously hasn't watched Dias in the last year.

No place for Bernardo who was arguably the best midfielder the weekend. He's picked Henderson as he's an "exceptional professional" and Doucoure "who can run for fun and score the occasion goal"

The only real surprise is that he didn't pick a single rag

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

Which pie do you think is his favourite pie?
Steak n Kidney?
Cheese n onion?
Meat n potatoe?
Chicken n mushroom?

The Wigan Kebab - all four on a stick as a mid morning snack.

 

[jamesha]

How the hell can you not include Rodri or Bernado after they totally dominated Chelsea making the look average when they are anything but?

Also not having any Brentford players is ludicrous after their amazing performance against the dippers - why include Salah and Henderson when their team failed to win a game that should have given them 3 points?

Stealing a living

 

[kippaxwarrior]

How the hell can you not include Rodri or Bernado after they totally dominated Chelsea making the look average when they are anything but?

Also not having any Brentford players is ludicrous after their amazing performance against the dippers - why include Salah and Henderson when their team failed to win a game that should have given them 3 points?

Stealing a living

He only put Salah in because he scored his 100th league goal for Liverpool and he admits that. The guy is an absolute whopper

 

[WickyWain]

He's absolute comedy gold

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Dias and Laporte are in though he questions their physically saying he knew they are good on the ball but he doesn't think they are up to being strong. He's obviously hasn't watched Dias in the last year.

No place for Bernardo who was arguably the best midfielder the weekend. He's picked Henderson as he's an "exceptional professional" and Doucoure "who can run for fun and score the occasion goal"

The only real surprise is that he didn't pick a single rag

Crooks by name Crook by nature.

That c*nt is stealing a living if he thinks Henderson was better than Bernardo this weekend.

 

[KentBlue]

That isn't him. The real Garth Crooks was blown up with a compressed air capsule at the end of 'Live And Let Die'.