Garth Crooks' Team of the Week

homerdog said:
What an absolute ****...

I have selected Phil Foden in my team of the week but I must confess I do not see him being ahead of Jack Grealish, James Maddison or Mason Mount. He is undoubtedly talented but at Manchester City, he is surrounded by better, more gifted players. How can he not flourish - he's already gifted.

At the moment Foden, puts the finishing touches to fine team performances, leaving the grown-ups such as Gundogan and Sterling and De Bruyne - when fit - to break the bow of the opposition. He's young and has time but he's not ready to take over from the adults just yet.
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For a start, Phil is not surrounded by "more gifted players" at City; he’s the most gifted of the lot. That’s according to Pep himself.

What the others are, is more experienced and more rounded.

And as others have said, how can he not be better than the three he listed? There is greater competition for a place in the starting XI at City than there is at Leicester, Villa and Chelsea. He has to work harder to earn his spot in the team.

Crooks is a fool!
 
He must pay the BBC a large amount of money to post that piece of s..t article every week. It is inconceivable that anyone, even the BBC, would pay for that garbage.
 
The man is bloated in both physical appearance and with his own self-importance.
His overblown and pretentious mannerisms make him a total laughing stock. It's all so fucking supercilious and hammy.

Some time ago this mountainous heap of blubber was interviewing David Beckscum and the camera went on a close-up of Crooks' oil-slick facial features - utterly vomit inducing. The conceited windbag was sitting there with his 'look-at-me-I'm-an-intellectual' pose: chins cradled between thumb and finger, one eyebrow raised above the other, staring earnestly into the vacant, bewildered face of Beckscum in front of him, and I thought 'WTF! You're sitting there acting like you're interviewing someone who is a cross between Einstein and Stephen Fry, but the man you're talking to doesn't have the intellectual capacity of Sooty.'

Garth Crooks is as shallow and contrived as the worst of them, and the BBC have many of them to spare, too.
 
KentBlue said:
The man is bloated in both physical appearance and with his own self-importance.
His overblown and pretentious mannerisms make him a total laughing stock. It's all so fucking supercilious and hammy.

Some time ago this mountainous heap of blubber was interviewing David Beckscum and the camera went on a close-up of Crooks' oil-slick facial features - utterly vomit inducing. The conceited windbag was sitting there with his 'look-at-me-I'm-an-intellectual' pose: chins cradled between thumb and finger, one eyebrow raised above the other, staring earnestly into the vacant, bewildered face of Beckscum in front of him, and I thought 'WTF! You're sitting there acting like you're interviewing someone who is a cross between Einstein and Stephen Fry, but the man you're talking to doesn't have the intellectual capacity of Sooty.'

Garth Crooks is as shallow and contrived as the worst of them, and the BBC have many of them to spare, too.
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This post is Sootyist!

;))))
 
KentBlue said:
The man is bloated in both physical appearance and with his own self-importance.
His overblown and pretentious mannerisms make him a total laughing stock. It's all so fucking supercilious and hammy.

Some time ago this mountainous heap of blubber was interviewing David Beckscum and the camera went on a close-up of Crooks' oil-slick facial features - utterly vomit inducing. The conceited windbag was sitting there with his 'look-at-me-I'm-an-intellectual' pose: chins cradled between thumb and finger, one eyebrow raised above the other, staring earnestly into the vacant, bewildered face of Beckscum in front of him, and I thought 'WTF! You're sitting there acting like you're interviewing someone who is a cross between Einstein and Stephen Fry, but the man you're talking to doesn't have the intellectual capacity of Sooty.'

Garth Crooks is as shallow and contrived as the worst of them, and the BBC have many of them to spare, too.
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Did he go to to the same finishing school as Chris and Sol?
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I hear they occasionally get together for afternoon tea and debate such topics as the development and of the WM formation and the decline of the centre half.
 
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