Garth Crooks' Team of the Week

So Toad of Toad Hall picks Saint Marcus in his team of the Week. Nothing about Kiefer Moore or Reiss Nelson from Arsenal who both picked up a brace !!
 
Aymeric Laporte (Manchester City)

I have often thought that Aymeric Laporte was the junior partner to Ruben Dias - well, not anymore. Laporte has become a very reliable defender for Manchester City with or without Dias by his side. It has taken the Spaniard a while to find his feet in a team that does not carry any passengers. He now looks like the real deal and was instrumental in City's clean sheet against a very dangerous Leicester City. With Laporte, Dias, John Stones, Nathan Ake and new starlet Manuel Akanji to choose from they look almost impregnable.


Did he miss the lads first 18 months here where he was arguably the best centre half in the league?
 
Aymeric Laporte (Manchester City)

I have often thought that Aymeric Laporte was the junior partner to Ruben Dias - well, not anymore. Laporte has become a very reliable defender for Manchester City with or without Dias by his side. It has taken the Spaniard a while to find his feet in a team that does not carry any passengers. He now looks like the real deal and was instrumental in City's clean sheet against a very dangerous Leicester City. With Laporte, Dias, John Stones, Nathan Ake and new starlet Manuel Akanji to choose from they look almost impregnable.


Did he miss the lads first 18 months here where he was arguably the best centre half in the league?
I thought something along those lines, too.

Aymeric was absolutely imperious for his first season and a half with us.
 
"Just when you think Raheem Sterling can't get any better he comes up with the goals and a performance that says to Real Madrid and Barcelona 'come and get me'. Both former champions of the coveted European title are capable of prizing Sterling away, especially if City don't win the Champions League this season.

If City do win the Champions League, Sterling has an even bigger decision to make. This is no longer about money but glory. The England striker was unplayable against Brighton, demonstrated by a superbly taken hat-trick. With Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi's domination of the Ballon d'Or coming to an end Sterling can, providing he makes the right decision, replace them but he needs a Champions League under his belt. Then it's about trust: is it Pep Guardiola or Zinedine Zidane he trusts with the rest of his future?"

What an absolute bellend Crooks is. And what does he mean by "providing he makes the right decision"? Cvnt.
This aged well lol
 
This aged well lol
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Good grief :)
 
Aymeric Laporte (Manchester City)

I have often thought that Aymeric Laporte was the junior partner to Ruben Dias - well, not anymore. Laporte has become a very reliable defender for Manchester City with or without Dias by his side. It has taken the Spaniard a while to find his feet in a team that does not carry any passengers. He now looks like the real deal and was instrumental in City's clean sheet against a very dangerous Leicester City. With Laporte, Dias, John Stones, Nathan Ake and new starlet Manuel Akanji to choose from they look almost impregnable.


Did he miss the lads first 18 months here where he was arguably the best centre half in the league?
'Against a very dangerous Leicester City' it is a piss take, a team of comedy writers couldn't do better
 

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