Gary Barlow’s Giant Son

My family originated in the western Highlands and all were tall. I have aunts who are 5’10 and all the men are tall. Back in the day Glasgow average height was 5’6”. So we are all called Big Magic, etc. I’m not obsessed by height, but it does have it’s advantages. That’s just the way it is. Throw in a glorious mane and you’re ahead of the game. :)
The Big Yin
 
People are obsessed with height for some reason. Normally your height and features are determined by your parents and there are formulae that can calculate the range a child should expect to grow to. The further towards the extremities of the expected range a child grows to the more likely they have inherited a mutated gene carried by one of the parents. Not necessarily a good thing.
I'm 6ft 9 and the amount of people who comment on my height is unreal.

They get all upset if I point out they are fat cunts though - strange
 
My family originated in the western Highlands and all were tall. I have aunts who are 5’10 and all the men are tall. Back in the day Glasgow average height was 5’6”. So we are all called Big Magic, etc. I’m not obsessed by height, but it does have it’s advantages. That’s just the way it is. Throw in a glorious mane and you’re ahead of the game. :)

Yeah, it means you can be shit at your job and still do well!


(Said the not at all bitter 5' 8" bloke :-) )
 
My family originated in the western Highlands and all were tall. I have aunts who are 5’10 and all the men are tall. Back in the day Glasgow average height was 5’6”. So we are all called Big Magic, etc. I’m not obsessed by height, but it does have it’s advantages. That’s just the way it is. Throw in a glorious mane and you’re ahead of the game. :)
Sounds like that guy from Outlander! If yer related we should be told.
 

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