Gaudino's Stolen Car - Sam White

[BimboBob]

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No need for apologies at all mate - just having a jolly jape at Dipstick's expense.
Most of my exes have either been sectioned or are embalmed at the British Museum.

You have exes? *cue shock smiley face*

Well when I say 'exes' Bob,I use the term loosely to mean any female I have actually had dealings with who hasn't run off screaming and traumatised to the police,pleading for me to be added to the Sex Offender's Register,or taken up self-harming or heroin to block out the pain.

Or pretended to be French?

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

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You have exes? *cue shock smiley face*

Well when I say 'exes' Bob,I use the term loosely to mean any female I have actually had dealings with who hasn't run off screaming and traumatised to the police,pleading for me to be added to the Sex Offender's Register,or taken up self-harming or heroin to block out the pain.

Or pretended to be French?

Which in itself is a pretty desperate coping mechanism.
Sam would have a word for such dialogue.

G
A
Y.

 

[nelsons willie]

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No need for apologies at all mate - just having a jolly jape at Dipstick's expense.
Most of my exes have either been sectioned or are embalmed at the British Museum.

You have exes? *cue shock smiley face*

Well when I say 'exes' Bob,I use the term loosely to mean any female I have actually had dealings with who hasn't run off screaming and traumatised to the police,pleading for me to be added to the Sex Offender's Register,or taken up self-harming or heroin to block out the pain.

they were female? cue bigger shocked smiley face than bobs but more handsome and manly

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

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You have exes? *cue shock smiley face*

Well when I say 'exes' Bob,I use the term loosely to mean any female I have actually had dealings with who hasn't run off screaming and traumatised to the police,pleading for me to be added to the Sex Offender's Register,or taken up self-harming or heroin to block out the pain.

they were female? cue bigger shocked smiley face than bobs but more handsome and manly

Most of them were female-ish,or had been at some time.
The poor level of street lighting on Canal Street can be most misleading at twilight.
Although I think Marcus the hirsute trucker from Wakefield was a mistake when I was on the rebound and vulnerable.

 

[Return of the Mac]

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Condolonces to all who knew and are close to GSC. I never knew him outside the forum but must admit i have laughed a few out louds while reading some of his posts and like many have said before me he will be sorely missed.

 

[BimboBob]

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You have exes? *cue shock smiley face*

Well when I say 'exes' Bob,I use the term loosely to mean any female I have actually had dealings with who hasn't run off screaming and traumatised to the police,pleading for me to be added to the Sex Offender's Register,or taken up self-harming or heroin to block out the pain.

they were female? cue bigger shocked smiley face than bobs but more handsome and manly

You meant to say "Old" not "handsome and manly". I forgive you.

 

[LittleStan]

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You have exes? *cue shock smiley face*

Well when I say 'exes' Bob,I use the term loosely to mean any female I have actually had dealings with who hasn't run off screaming and traumatised to the police,pleading for me to be added to the Sex Offender's Register,or taken up self-harming or heroin to block out the pain.

they were female? cue bigger shocked smiley face than bobs but more handsome and manly

pool que or snooker cue?

 

[bobmcfc]

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Well when I say 'exes' Bob,I use the term loosely to mean any female I have actually had dealings with who hasn't run off screaming and traumatised to the police,pleading for me to be added to the Sex Offender's Register,or taken up self-harming or heroin to block out the pain.

they were female? cue bigger shocked smiley face than bobs but more handsome and manly

pool que or snooker cue?

Or queue

 

[The Flash]

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they were female? cue bigger shocked smiley face than bobs but more handsome and manly

pool que or snooker cue?

Or queue

Or Kew.

 

[MATCITY]

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pool que or snooker cue?

Or queue

Or Kew.

KLEEK