Gaudino's Stolen Car - Sam White

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LongsightM13 said:
A couple of little classics from when I was out with him:
1. He had a big bruise on the side of his forehead. I asked him if he had been scrapping and he looked at the floor a bit sheepishly and admitted that he had been snoring and farting so much in bed one night, flat on his back after a skinfull, that he woke his girlfriend up. She tried to roll him onto his side, but pushed him too hard and he went flying head first into the bedside cabinet.
Cue half an hour of me alternatively accusing him of having some 'cellar management issues' and offering to take him to a battered wives' refuge or similar place of safety.
2. A couple sitting near us had been eating and offered us a bowl of chips they didn't want. We politely declined and then watched in disgusted fascination as a group of elderly 'professional' drinkers descended like a pack of wild dogs and despite having few if any teeth between them, devoured the lot in less than 10 seconds.
About 10 minutes later, he turned to me and said: "Fuck, I'm hungry now. I knew we should've fought them hobos for the chips."
As funny in real life as he was on here.
RIP, Sam The Man.
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Mate the first time i met him, i spoke with him outside his house for THREE and a half hours, i only went to drop something off and ended up in stitches and being sick with laughter. He also had my missus in fits 10 seconds after meeting her, maybe when i sort my head out, i shall let the forum about some belters from him.
 
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"I dont mind only having sex now and again. For me, its the thrill of the chase is what its all about. Spotting them in Tescos and following them home. Starting internet campaigns against them so they become insecure. Befriending them, then crushing what little spirit they have left. Its what makes a man really alive."


Hello Sam

Seriously, that is just a work of sheer brilliance. Promise me you will register another name in case you do something daft and get banned again.

"Ha,Ha - cheers Andy,hope you are well.

Sometimes I wonder if people who dont know me as well as you will get the wrong end of the stick, but fortunately we've got a good bunch on here who know how to have a laugh."
 
Gaudino's Stolen Car

glen quagmire said:
LongsightM13 said:
A couple of little classics from when I was out with him:
1. He had a big bruise on the side of his forehead. I asked him if he had been scrapping and he looked at the floor a bit sheepishly and admitted that he had been snoring and farting so much in bed one night, flat on his back after a skinfull, that he woke his girlfriend up. She tried to roll him onto his side, but pushed him too hard and he went flying head first into the bedside cabinet.
Cue half an hour of me alternatively accusing him of having some 'cellar management issues' and offering to take him to a battered wives' refuge or similar place of safety.
2. A couple sitting near us had been eating and offered us a bowl of chips they didn't want. We politely declined and then watched in disgusted fascination as a group of elderly 'professional' drinkers descended like a pack of wild dogs and despite having few if any teeth between them, devoured the lot in less than 10 seconds.
About 10 minutes later, he turned to me and said: "Fuck, I'm hungry now. I knew we should've fought them hobos for the chips."
As funny in real life as he was on here.
RIP, Sam The Man.
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Mate the first time i met him, i spoke with him outside his house for THREE and a half hours, i only went to drop something off and ended up in stitches and being sick with laughter. He also had my missus in fits 10 seconds after meeting her, maybe when i sort my head out, i shall let the forum about some belters from him.
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Please do Glen. It'd be great to hear them.
 
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SWP's back said:
TCIB said:
I left the day to day grind of bieng a hardcore scene member after i realised it was taking all my life.

Mates dispersed and i left the missus then felt shit.

I signed up here and have made friends with everyone i have met, not a baddun between them.
Many i know i will probably be drinking with when we are 60 and for that i am very grateful to bm.
I just wish one of the lads who i clicked with would be there to drink with me.
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When I see you next mate we shall certainly rip the night up in a manner that Sam would approve of.

And damocles, your post was beautiful.
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Just say the word mate and i will be ready, i wish i chatted with you and Sam more that day as i clicked with you chaps.

After you did your ninja disapearing act ( i missed you leave mate) he was still on top form, i had to stand away from him a bit as i could not drink my beer due to chuckles.

Just a top top bloke who i knew would be part of what seems to be the forming of a few solid friendships. I will miss him dearly.
 
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This thread sums up perfectly why i love this forum. Things work differently on here and that, mixed with decent moderators and a great crowd make it the best place to come for a chat, banter, piss taking, but more importantly when someone is down, or has an issue everyone pulls together to try and help a blue out.
 
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Cant even look at any other posts apart from ones about sam.

It always made me laugh when he'd go mad when someone said the rags were salford. this is so fucking shit.
 
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As can be seen by the number of posts i'm not one for posting, more for reading but will miss GSC's posts. Top man RIP
 
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I am Sam's cousin. I just wanted to say thank you to everyone for all your kind words and shared memories of Sam. He was a great lad, and I am proud to say he was my friend as well as my cousin.

It has been a difficult and sad day, but to see all the support on here is fantastic. Thank you all.

Sam, my mum, our cousin Danny and his girlfriend, and me all went to the QPR game together. He was so happy that day and I am honoured to have that shared memory with him.

RIP Sam, sleep tight x
 
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TCIB said:
SWP's back said:
TCIB said:
I left the day to day grind of bieng a hardcore scene member after i realised it was taking all my life.

Mates dispersed and i left the missus then felt shit.

I signed up here and have made friends with everyone i have met, not a baddun between them.
Many i know i will probably be drinking with when we are 60 and for that i am very grateful to bm.
I just wish one of the lads who i clicked with would be there to drink with me.
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When I see you next mate we shall certainly rip the night up in a manner that Sam would approve of.

And damocles, your post was beautiful.
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Just say the word mate and i will be ready, i wish i chatted with you and Sam more that day as i clicked with you chaps.

After you did your ninja disapearing act ( i missed you leave mate) he was still on top form, i had to stand away from him a bit as i could not drink my beer due to chuckles.

Just a top top bloke who i knew would be part of what seems to be the forming of a few solid friendships. I will miss him dearly.
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I'll bell you when I am back mate. I can't help wishing I'd stayed a few more hours that day also.
 
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SWP's back said:
TCIB said:
SWP's back said:
When I see you next mate we shall certainly rip the night up in a manner that Sam would approve of.

And damocles, your post was beautiful.
Click to expand...

Just say the word mate and i will be ready, i wish i chatted with you and Sam more that day as i clicked with you chaps.

After you did your ninja disapearing act ( i missed you leave mate) he was still on top form, i had to stand away from him a bit as i could not drink my beer due to chuckles.

Just a top top bloke who i knew would be part of what seems to be the forming of a few solid friendships. I will miss him dearly.
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I'll bell you when I am back mate. I can't help wishing I'd stayed a few more hours that day also.
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Top stuff that mate, ahh well you had a lady home alone to look after, all i had was feed-the-goat :/
 
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