Getting caught at it ... by your kids.... aaaaarrrggggh

[Swales lives]

As there was no MOTD on tonight and being a real macho bastard, I thought I'd treat the missus to a portion on the couch. Kids have been in bed for 3 hours, dog's in the hall... so I'm doing the old girl from behind, both got a bit of a sweat on, I hear the living room door bang and presume it's the dog just plonking it's arse down against it on the other side.

Next thing I hear is "Daddy what are you doing?"

There she is ... my 7 year old daughter.... Shit!

Quick-smart manoeuvres and cover-up, my missus takes her back up to bed,
"mummy what were you and daddy doing?"
"Oh nothing love."
"I've got so many questions mummy"

I am fucking dreading the breakfast table in the morning.

 

[Blue2112]

Hahahaha pmsl....toy fighting usually does the trick.

You better hope your daughter doesn't log into Bluemoon otherwise it'll be 'daddy why are you telling random strangers what you were doing'

 

[MCFC BOB]

 

[lee-mcfc]

when i was younger about 7/8 when my mum and dad were on and off, i caught them at it ,was and still scarred for life. didnt talk to them both for a week as i knew what was going on

 

[glen quagmire]

Hahahaha. Wait till you catch them at it! My lad's new bird came over today (they are both 16 in 5 and 7 weeks). Me and his mum nipped out to the shop, we were gone about an hour or so. When we got back, she was wearing his tee shirt and he had completely changed. Awkwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!

 

[Swales lives]

Hahahaha pmsl....toy fighting usually does the trick.

You better hope your daughter doesn't log into Bluemoon otherwise it'll be 'daddy why are you telling random strangers what you were doing'

She'll never believe the toyfighting line. But I'll give it a try, cheers.
I was thinking, I might get up dead early, take the dog out and leave my missus to face the music.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

As there was no MOTD on tonight and being a real macho bastard, I thought I'd treat the missus to a portion on the couch. Kids have been in bed for 3 hours, dog's in the hall... so I'm doing the old girl from behind, both got a bit of a sweat on, I hear the living room door bang and presume it's the dog just plonking it's arse down against it on the other side.

Next thing I hear is "Daddy what are you doing?"

There she is ... my 7 year old daughter.... Shit!

Quick-smart manoeuvres and cover-up, my missus takes her back up to bed,
"mummy what were you and daddy doing?"
"Oh nothing love."
"I've got so many questions mummy"

I am fucking dreading the breakfast table in the morning.

Don't tell me you are going to do her on that too.

 

[Big G]

You should be glad its the kids and not your knock off's husband, now that is awkward .......

 

[Swales lives]

Hahahaha. Wait till you catch them at it! My lad's new bird came over today (they are both 16 in 5 and 7 weeks). Me and his mum nipped out to the shop, we were gone about an hour or so. When we got back, she was wearing his tee shirt and he had completely changed. Awkwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!

Christ.... that's too far ahead for me to think about. I'm more concerned with tomorrows,
"Dad, why were you attacking mummy naked last night?"

"Errrrmmm, more toast sweetheart?"

 

[johnny on the spot]

First words to the sprog in the morning: 'Haha, shagged your mum'.