tueartsboots
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He's got so many questions to answer as the he been caught out "jigging" with his next door neighbour, he can't conceal it now !
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Getting caught at it ... by your kids.... aaaaarrrggggh
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glen quagmire
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Swales lives said:glen quagmire said:Hahahaha. Wait till you catch them at it! My lad's new bird came over today (they are both 16 in 5 and 7 weeks). Me and his mum nipped out to the shop, we were gone about an hour or so. When we got back, she was wearing his tee shirt and he had completely changed. Awkwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!
Christ.... that's too far ahead for me to think about. I'm more concerned with tomorrows,
"Dad, why were you attacking mummy naked last night?"
"Errrrmmm, more toast sweetheart?"
Mate, we've been caught before also, just come up with some story about exercise, you'll be reet.
Mikem93
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Swales lives said:As there was no MOTD on tonight and being a real macho bastard, I thought I'd treat the missus to a portion on the couch. Kids have been in bed for 3 hours, dog's in the hall... so I'm doing the old girl from behind, both got a bit of a sweat on, I hear the living room door bang and presume it's the dog just plonking it's arse down against it on the other side.
Next thing I hear is "Daddy what are you doing?"
There she is ... my 7 year old daughter.... Shit!
Quick-smart manoeuvres and cover-up, my missus takes her back up to bed,
"mummy what were you and daddy doing?"
"Oh nothing love."
"I've got so many questions mummy"
I am fucking dreading the breakfast table in the morning.
Don't go, get out to work early and let your missus take the questions.
Swales lives
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Mikem93 said:Swales lives said:As there was no MOTD on tonight and being a real macho bastard, I thought I'd treat the missus to a portion on the couch. Kids have been in bed for 3 hours, dog's in the hall... so I'm doing the old girl from behind, both got a bit of a sweat on, I hear the living room door bang and presume it's the dog just plonking it's arse down against it on the other side.
Next thing I hear is "Daddy what are you doing?"
There she is ... my 7 year old daughter.... Shit!
Quick-smart manoeuvres and cover-up, my missus takes her back up to bed,
"mummy what were you and daddy doing?"
"Oh nothing love."
"I've got so many questions mummy"
I am fucking dreading the breakfast table in the morning.
Don't go, get out to work early and let your missus take the questions.
A man after my own heart, early doors dog walking for me.
Jobs a good 'un.
JoeMercer'sWay
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it's when the teacher on monday asks the kids what they've done over the weekend and your kid goes "well...my mummy and daddy did some weird thing naked..."
cue an awkward next parent/teacher meeting.
cue an awkward next parent/teacher meeting.
glen quagmire
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JoeMercer'sWay said:it's when the teacher on monday asks the kids what they've done over the weekend and your kid goes "well...my mummy and daddy did some weird thing naked..."
cue an awkward next parent/teacher meeting.
Why? Surely the teacher knows swales nails his mrs? Surely the teacher is getting nailed on a regular basis also? It's human nature.
Why Always Ste
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The bigger issue you and your Wife make out of it the bigger issue it becomes for your daughter.
Solution:
Be open and honest about it, ofcourse cover yourselves up when caught but when the question is asked, reply with the Birds & The Bee's and then the question to her:
You do want a little brother don't you?
Sorted
Solution:
Be open and honest about it, ofcourse cover yourselves up when caught but when the question is asked, reply with the Birds & The Bee's and then the question to her:
You do want a little brother don't you?
Sorted
JoeMercer'sWay
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glen quagmire said:JoeMercer'sWay said:it's when the teacher on monday asks the kids what they've done over the weekend and your kid goes "well...my mummy and daddy did some weird thing naked..."
cue an awkward next parent/teacher meeting.
Why? Surely the teacher knows swales nails his mrs? Surely the teacher is getting nailed on a regular basis also? It's human nature.
in front of the kids?
you must have a curious house hold...
are you Jeremy Clarkson?
"Kids...WATCH THIS!!"