Getting caught at it ... by your kids.... aaaaarrrggggh

[Swales lives]

it's when the teacher on monday asks the kids what they've done over the weekend and your kid goes "well...my mummy and daddy did some weird thing naked..."

cue an awkward next parent/teacher meeting.

Why? Surely the teacher knows swales nails his mrs? Surely the teacher is getting nailed on a regular basis also? It's human nature.

My daughters teacher is double-fit. she might look at me in a more favourable manner when she finds out what a dirty **** I am, especially as its a catholic school. They love filth, the left-footers.

Things are looking up

 

[glen quagmire]

it's when the teacher on monday asks the kids what they've done over the weekend and your kid goes "well...my mummy and daddy did some weird thing naked..."

cue an awkward next parent/teacher meeting.

Why? Surely the teacher knows swales nails his mrs? Surely the teacher is getting nailed on a regular basis also? It's human nature.

in front of the kids?

you must have a curious house hold...

are you Jeremy Clarkson?

"Kids...WATCH THIS!!"

Hahahahaha!!

 

[ElanJo]

Hahahaha pmsl....toy fighting usually does the trick.

You better hope your daughter doesn't log into Bluemoon otherwise it'll be 'daddy why are you telling random strangers what you were doing'

Don't say that! the last thing you want to do is catch your kids "toy fighting"!

 

[Sugarloaf]

In the morning she'll stroll into the kitchen and ask,

"Hey, Daddy...Did you smash it?"

*high fives all round*

 

[Swales lives]

The bigger issue you and your Wife make out of it the bigger issue it becomes for your daughter.

Solution:

Be open and honest about it, ofcourse cover yourselves up when caught but when the question is asked, reply with the Birds & The Bee's and then the question to her:
You do want a little brother don't you?

Sorted

You clearly don't have kids. I need to lie big-time. It's all part of being a good parent.

 

[Yaya_Tony]

This thread is funny as fuck!

Ed; we're way to careful for this to ever happen to us........

......

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

I remember when my sister called me into my mam and dads bedroom when I was a kid. She was looking for Christmas presents in the wardrobe as you do. "Look at this" she said and produced the first vibrator I had ever seen in my life and I was fucking shocked. When I found me Dad's porn mags in his wardrobe I thought it was the end of the world, like they were splitting up or something or he didn't like me mam any more . It's funny how you think as kids. God bless 'em they didn't have the internet in them days. Your daughter will get over it don't worry. Keep on ploughing your missus into the sofa.

 

[Swales lives]

I remember when my sister called me into my mam and dads bedroom when I was a kid. She was looking for Christmas presents in the wardrobe as you do. "Look at this" she said and produced the first vibrator I had ever seen in my life and I was fucking shocked. When I found me Dad's porn mags in his wardrobe I thought it was the end of the world, like they were splitting up or something or he didn't like me mam any more . It's funny how you think as kids. God bless 'em they didn't have the internet in them days. Your daughter will get over it don't worry. Keep on ploughing your missus into the sofa.

Thanks for your kind words, that last bit cracked me right up.<br /><br />-- Sun May 22, 2011 9:55 am --<br /><br />Well things have gone okay so far. No mention of last nights goings on.
No doubt that later on, after my niece's Holy Communion, she'll say something like "Dad, why were you banging your plums against mummy's bum?" in front of the whole family.

 

[mrcunny]

swales must of been very unlucky i can imagine the whole episode only lasted no more than 2 mins....lol

 

[tony coleman]

Some years ago me and the missus were having a quicky one afternoon, as you do. The youngest son who was 4 at the time came into the bedroom and screamed " daddy what you doing to mummy, stop it, stop it " and then climbed on top of my back and started hitting the back of my head.!

Well being attached to the missus still and him sat on my back proved to be a bit awkward and the wife starts screaming for me to do somthing, the commotion is then heard by the eldest lad aged 6 and he comes running in to the bedroom asking what was up !! Well at the time it was me still, all I could do was throw the youngest off, pull the bedsheets over us, exit the missus and scream at the eldest to leave the room, he runs down stairs crying whilst the youngest is laying on floor crying and the wifes having a fit of the giggles !!