Ghost at work

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

That's you not getting any lube.

Won't be the first time :)

 

[aguero93:20]

Won't be the first time :)

Here's the camera

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Here's the camera

Oh, it's so big

 

[ysmsa]

Here's the camera

That's the VAR camera they switch between Klanfield and the Swamp.
State of the art!

 

[BlueMoonday]

Snake pass for me

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Considering literally billions of people have died, why do we only see ghosts in spooky building? and they tend to be from certain era's, a lot of Victorian ones or Roman soldiers or Tudor royals. Never a 70's ghost in flairs seen in a crowded Macdonald's at midday. Surely every fucking house over a certain age would have at least one. grave yards should be teaming with them. But no just the odd on from 1840 in an old dark house that only comes out when it goes dark.

I always wondered why it is that ghosts favoured the night shift, or as mentioned, sterotypical images of Roman soldiers, Tudor Royals or hell spawned apparitions chasing Dabzs arse @a cellar near you. News at ten or it never happend.

I've worked with our fallen and as a general concesus, a quiter bunch of lost souls you would ever wish to meet. However one late evening upon closure, I was turning off the lights when I was momentararly startled as I passed by the rooms of repose. As I hurried along toward the exit, my frantic steps broke into a trot whilst fiddling frantically for my key bunch.

I tried each disaparaging one into that solid oaken mess of a door, but would any of them open it ..would they fook!
By now my heart was pounding, with mental instability in full array, as all I could envisage was hordes of slavering dead clambering from their coffins to halt my escape.

Fear is a terrible thing and a human trait thats never to be messed with, but eventualy through sweaty palms I found the golden key that freed me back to the world of the living. After much composure, I came to the realization it was..

Just My Imagination (Running Away With Me)

 

[ancoats]

Nasa has a camera that can take clear photos of mars and beyond ? also, we have the best ultra 4 cameras on phones and CCTV that can spot you in a crowd of thousands, but when it comes to taking a picture of a Ghost its always VAR quality blurry fuzzy lines,

 

[remember arthur mann]

I always wondered why it is that ghosts favoured the night shift.

If you're staying late, you get double time.

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

Nasa has a camera that can take clear photos of mars and beyond ? also, we have the best ultra 4 cameras on phones and CCTV that can spot you in a crowd of thousands, but when it comes to taking a picture of a Ghost its always VAR quality blurry fuzzy lines,

Clear photos of Mars and beyond, but not South Stand level 3.

 

[Bill Walker]

Considering literally billions of people have died, why do we only see ghosts in spooky building? and they tend to be from certain era's, a lot of Victorian ones or Roman soldiers or Tudor royals. Never a 70's ghost in flairs seen in a crowded Macdonald's at midday. Surely every fucking house over a certain age would have at least one. grave yards should be teaming with them. But no just the odd on from 1840 in an old dark house that only comes out when it goes dark.

Or the 2 dead BeeGees singing "Stayin Alive"