Ghost at work

Nasa has a camera that can take clear photos of mars and beyond ? also, we have the best ultra 4 cameras on phones and CCTV that can spot you in a crowd of thousands, but when it comes to taking a picture of a Ghost its always VAR quality blurry fuzzy lines,






Hubble could get a clear picture of a ghost if it were 100,000 light years away
 
Years ago, my missus worked in a factory. A ghost was supposed to mess with one of the machines, and most staff could not get it to work. My missus could, but she would say something like 'Now, (name) stop messing about and let me get on with my work.'

The machine would then work perfectly.

Of course, one explanation could be that the machine responded to the human voice.
 
Weird
They're not solid matter yet they have the strength to turn taps on.

ou never see ghosts in t-shirt & shorts

And they are never black or asian

Just old people from the Victorian era

Weird
Weird
They're not solid matter yet they have the strength to turn taps on.

also, you never see a Gay Ghost ? why I may ask, it's because they are good at putting the willies up each other
 
If a female ghost came to visit you every night, and she was fit, could you enter into a relationship or would it be frown upon?

Surely the isn’t a law against pounding ghost snatch ;-)
















You can tell i’m bored
 
Not sure if I have told this before,I’m open minded to this stuff although have never experienced or seen anything.But my son worked in a nursing home for a couple of years,mentioned something about doing the rounds on the rooms checking residents with another worker,she went into one room him the next as he came out and the girl was heading out of the other room the door slammed shut ( these doors have the slow close mechanism) son said you’d have to actually seen it happen to grasp that it slammed so quick,she tried to open door and couldn’t my son who is pretty strong was pushing the door but he says it was as if something was definitely pushing against him the girl started panicking and crying when suddenly he said it opened with ease,the caretaker next day checked the door everything fine mechanism and all..
Same nursing home a nurse checking on residents came running down to the staff room son said she was as white as a sheet she said something had ran past her very fast in the corridor..
 
If a female ghost came to visit you every night, and she was fit, could you enter into a relationship or would it be frown upon?

Surely the isn’t a law against pounding ghost snatch ;-)
















You can tell i’m bored
You're the only one covered in plasm sadly.
 

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